Santa Claus You Are Much Too Fat

"Santa Claus You Are Much Too Fat" is a Christmas song that goes to the tune of Jingle Bells.

Lyrics

 * I heard a reindeer hoof then Santa dressed in red
 * Came crashing through the roof and landed on my bed
 * I thought it was a dream but quickly did I wake
 * As soon as I heard Santa scream, "I want a piece of cake!"


 * [Chorus]
 * Oh Santa Claus Santa Claus you are much too fat
 * I was sleeping peacefully but now my bed is flat
 * Oh Santa Claus Santa Claus how much do you weigh
 * I'm glad I'm not a reindeer that has to pull your sleigh


 * He got up off the floor and said, "How do you do?"
 * I said, "My back is sore, my head is black and blue."
 * "So sorry!" he replied and then he asked my name
 * He offered me a ride I said, "No thank you just the same!"


 * [Chorus]


 * I heard a "ho, ho, ho" the sleigh was in the sky
 * But it was moving slow and wasn't very high
 * It wobbled in the air I hoped it wouldn't fall
 * Said Santa, chewing cookies, "Merry Christmas one for all!"


 * [Chorus]