Terribly Deep Thinkers Song

The Terribly Deep Thinkers Song is the song featured in In Search of Santa. Composed by Michael Lloyd and Keth Heffner with lyrics by Lloyd and writer Michael Achner, this song is about the antagonist group consisting of three elderly penguins, Agonyisa, Mortmottimes, and Derridommis.

Song
Immediately following the courtroom in the palace scene, the Deep Thinkers lead the penguin character mob (which included the princesses Crystal and Lucinda) to march toward the human place (where Crystal and his friend Eugene explored on last night (December 24th/25th)), while the Deep Thinkers sing about their group. Derridommis used tbe firely torch to burn down the human place, which filled with books (Excluding "The Book of Santa Claus"), a raft (in which Crystal starts the journey up toward the North Pole the next morning), a oven, a compass (Which Eugene gives to Crystal the next morning), and other stuff.

Lyrics
Agonyisa, Mortmottimes, and Derridommis:
 * We're the Terribly Deep Thinkers
 * We're walking almanacs
 * Our bones are old and brittle
 * But our minds are sharp as tacks


 * Agonyisa: We're overeducated
 * Derridommis: We're snooty brainiacs

Together with Mortmottimes:
 * We possess an excess
 * Of many useless facts

Agonyisa, Mortmottimes, and Derridommis:
 * We're the Terribly Deep Thinkers
 * Derridommis: Our thoughts are very deep
 * Mortmottimes: We are birds whose big words
 * Together with Agonyisa: Put lesser minds to sleep

Agonyisa, Mortmottimes, and Derridommis:
 * But among intelligentsia
 * We're known as mental giants
 * And this is why when we diiiiiie
 * Derridommis: We'll leave our brains to science

(The mob watches the human place with Agonyisa behind, and Mortmottimes & Derridommis, with the firely torch, above in two sides. Derridomis starts walking toward the human place.)

Crystal: No! (Starts to chase but Eugene stops her from chasing) No! Nnnno!

(The Terribly Deep Thinkers dances while marching to the music)

Agonyisa, Mortmottimes, and Derridommis:
 * We're the Terribly Deep Thinkers
 * We're birds of higher learning
 * We welcome you to this barbeqcue
 * Of books that need such burning

(While the fourth line of the above verse occurs, Derridommis wrips the torch and the human place starts burning)


 * If you find us condenscending
 * You're jealous 'cause we're smart
 * We don't hesitate to elevate (a brief pause occurs)
 * Deep thinking to an arrrrrt

Agonyisa:
 * And what we do
 * And now we do
 * With your best
 * Interests at heart

(It fades after tbe burning of the human place to show what the place remains. Fade to black for the night.)