Woodland Critter Christmas

Woodland Critter Christmas is the seventh and most recent Christmas episode of South Park to date.

==Synopsis=

The story begins when Stan is taking a walk in the woods and encounters a gang of cutesy baby animals calling themselves the Christmas Critters which consists of a bear, a squirrel, a deer, a porcupine, a fox, a raccoon, a rabbit, a mouse, a beaver, a skunk, a chickadee, and a woodpecker who wear clothes and their names are their species with a y added at the end, they persuade Stan to build them a star for their tree and a manger for Porcupiny's unborn baby which they say their lord impregnanted her and she will give bith to their savior, they later inform Stan that a mountain lion is terrorizing them and will try to kill Porcupiny and has been killing their virgins for years so they sent Stan to kill it, he climbs the mountain where it lives and gets it to chase him to the top and ducks when it leaps after him and falls to it's death, Stan is about to leave the scene when he discovers that the lion was female and has three cubs, he feels awful and tells the critters that the lion is dead and they celebrate and reveal to Stan that they worship Satan and that Porcupiny's child is the Anti Christ, they sacrifice Rabbity and have an orgy in his blood after they eat him.

Stan goes home depressed and it takes some pressuring from the narrator to set things right so he tries to destroy the manger and kill Porcupiny but they reveal that they have evil demonic powers and attack him with a flock of crows and a ceberus and he flees the scene, the critters inform Stan that he could become the host for the Anti-Christ and he refuses saying he's a Christian and they leave disappointed only to encounter Kyle and they ask him if he's a Christian and he replies that he's Jewish and doesn't celebrate Christmas and they tell him he's a perfect candidate, Stan goes back to the mountain lion's cave and gathers the cubs and tries to persuade them to kill the critters but they tell him they are too small and weak then the narrator tells him to teach them how to perform an abortion and he refuses only for him to transport them to an abortion clinic where the doctor teaches the cubs.

With their training complete Stan confidentially brings them to the critters only to discover that Porcupiny has already given birth to the Anti-Christ which resembles a newborn porcupine with fangs that constantly growls and gibbers, Santa Claus arrives and asks them where the red star came from the critters tell him it's because the Anti-Christ has been born and will take over the world when it finds a host, Santa whips out a shotgun and kills all the critters and prepares to kill the Anti-Christ when Kyle takes it and absorbs it becoming a powerful entity Santa informs Stan the only thing they can do now is put Kyle out of his misery, at that point the story is interuppted revealing that it's a story being told by Cartman in class Kyle doesn't want to hear what happens next because he thinks Cartman will kill him off in the story after the other persuade Cartman to finish the story and he assures Kyle that he doesn't die he continues.

As the story resumes Stan convinces Santa not to kill Kyle because he is in pain so he sends the cubs to perform an abortion on him tearing the Anti-Christ from his body, they then hand it over to Santa where he smashes it with a sledge hammer, Stan then tells Santa to bring the cubs mother back to life which he does and the narrator informs us that everyone had a good Christmas except for Kyle who died of AIDS.