Snow & Heat Miser Song

Snow Miser: I'm Mr. White Christmas; I'm Mr. Snow. I'm Mr. Icicle; I'm Mr. Ten below. Friends call me Snow Miser; whatever I touch, (touches his brother's nose) turns to snow in my clutch; (chuckles) I'm too much.

(Heat Miser melts the snow on his nose)

Heat Miser: I'm Mr. Green Christmas; I'm Mr. Sun. I'm Mr. Heat Blister, I'm Mr. Hundred and One (As he says it, he doodles a 101 in the air with his finger) They call me Heat Miser; whatever I touch, (grabs a rock) starts to melt in my clutch (Rock melts in his hand; chuckles) I'm too much (Snowy blow a raspberry in his ear)

Snow Miser Minions: (refering to Snow Miser) He's Mr. White Christmas; he's Mr. Snow. He's Mr. Icicle; he's Mr. ten below. Snow Miser: Friends call me Snow Miser; whatever I touch (pick up a rock fire engine) Turns to snow in my clutch (Touches engine, engine turns to snow) Snow Miser Minions: (again referring to Snow Miser) He's too much. Snow Miser (spoken): Ahh; thank you.

Snow Miser: I never want to know a day that's over forty degrees; I'd rather have a thirty, twenty, ten, five, then let 'em freeze. (spoken) Brrrrrrr. (chuckles while hugging one of his minions)

Heat Miser Minions: (refering to Heat Miser) He's Mr. Green Christmas; he's Mr. Sun. He's Mr. Heat Blister; he's Mr. Hundred and One. Heat Miser: They call me Heat Miser; whatever I touch, (pick up an ice penguin) starts to melt in my clutch (penguins melts) Heat Miser Minions: He's too much.

Heat Miser: I never want to know a day that's under sixty degrees; I'd rather have it eighty, ninety, one hundred degrees.

Snow Miser Minions: (refering to Snow Miser) He's Mr. White Christmas. Heat Miser Minions: (refering to Heat Miser) He's Mr. Sun (Hothead smiles and winks at the audience) Snow Miser Minions: (refering to Snow Miser) He's Mr. Icicle. Heat Miser Minions: (refering to Heat Miser) He's Mr. Hundred and One. Snow Miser: Friends call me Snow Miser; whatever I touch, Turns to snow in my clutch! Heat Miser: (simultaneous with Snow Miser's last line) Starts to melt in my clutch! Snow & Heat Misers Minions (together): He's too much! Too much!