I Never Know What Gifts To Buy, Do You?

I Never Know What Gifts To Buy, Do You? is sung by Geppetto in Pinocchio's Christmas after he sends Pinocchio to school. He speaks to himself in a mirror to

Lyrics
Geppetto: I never know what gifts to buy, do you?

Reflection: Eh, Never

Geppetto: On all my lists are scarfs and ties, you too?

Reflection: Me too.

Geppetto: I never know the size of gloves

the length of sleeves

the color she loves

And every time I buy a book they've read it

Reflection: I've read it

Geppetto: Christmas gifts

Reflection: You're right.

Geppetto: Forget it.

A scarf is nice. Warm

Reflection: Dull

I never know what gifts to buy, do you?

On all my lists are things scratched out

Reflection: Me too

Geppetto: For shoes and socks are strictly "No's"

And hats are tough

Does she like bows

Reflection: And if I buy a sweater they'll return it.

Geppetto: True

Reflection: Christmas Gifts! Well, darn it!

Geppetto: A tie will be nice

Red and blue

Ooh, exicting

Reflection: Dull

Both: I never know What gifts to buy, do you? On all my lists are scarfs and ties, you too?

Reflection: I guess this year you'll do the same.

Geppetto: I'll burn the list and to each name

I'll send my best regards and then forget it

Reflection: Forget it

Geppetto: Christmas gifts!

Both: I never know what gifts to buy

Forget it