Don't Be a Jerk (It's Christmas)





Don't Be a Jerk (It's Christmas) is a song that was released as a bonus on the SpongeBob's Greatest Hits CD.

Lyrics
Bring joy to the world; it's the thing to do

But the world does not revolve around you

Don't be a jerk

It's Christmas

There's a sign above the line that says "Express"

That means ten items or less

Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk)

It's Christmas

Be nice to babies and animals, old folks too

Cuz that's how you'd like them to treat you

Use turn signals, don't screen my calls

Don't you wreck my house when you deck the halls

Spit your gum where it won't wind up on my shoe

Squeeze toothpaste from the bottom of the tube.

Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk)

It's Christmas

It's Christmas!

When others are talking never interrupt

Don't put people down or leave the toilet seat up

It's the time for family and holly and turkey

'Tis the season to be jolly not jerky (jolly not jerky)

Don't dig in the cereal box for goodness sakes

Take the prize and leave me nothing but flakes

Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk)

It's Christmas

Santa brought nearly every gift on your list

Why whine about the one that he missed?

Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk)

It's Christmas

It's Christmas!

Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk)

It's Christmas

Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk)

It's Christmas