Not on the List

"Not On The List" is a song sung in the second Fairly OddParents Christmas episode, "Merry Wishmas". In this song, Timmy listens to his friends complaining about the lackluster gifts they received for Christmas.

Lyrics
A.J.: I didn't get what I wanted for Christmas.

Sanjay: Not one single thing that was on my list.

Chester: The things under our tree

Elmer: We never wanted to see,

Chorus: And at Santa, we're all really....mad.

Boy:I wanted a remote controlled fire-breathing dragon,

But all Santa brought me was this stupid red wagon. Girl: I wanted a dress with a pretty red bow,

But instead I got a football and a Jarhead Joe.

Chester: All Elmer asked Santa for a trip to Aruba, Elmer: But all he gave me was this really heavy tuba.

Chorus: We can't believe the holiday season looks like this,

Because none of this stuff is on our Christmas list.

Sanjay: Cheese?

Chorus: Not on the list!

Girl: All I wanted this year was my two front teeth,

But under the tree I found jerky beef.

Dad: I wanted egg nog, but instead of course,

Horse: He was given a gorgeous talking horse.

Vicky: The cash that I wanted I didn't get,

But the one thing I did get was very upset!

Chorus: We can't believe the holiday season looks like this

Because none of this stuff is on our Christmas list. Chester: A trash can?

Chorus: Not on the list!

We got new toys, but they are all educational.

Chester: I got tickets to a golf invitational.

Chorus: We got self-help tapes that were not motivational.

A.J.: All I wanted was a ride to the new space stational.

Chorus: If we could talk to Santa Claus, we'd have to say this.

Boy: Brand new underwear?

Chorus: Not on the list!

Girl: A shaver for back hair?

Chorus: Not on the list!

Boy: A baby-proof high chair?

Chorus: Not on the list!

It's not on the lllllliiiiiiissssssstttt! Back Chorus: Not on the list, not on the list, not on the list, not on the list.

A.J.: A laser jet printer?

Chorus: Not on the list!