Snow & Heat Miser Song

The song "Snow Miser"/"Heat Miser" was originally written by Maury Laws and Jules Bass for the 1974 stop-action animated special The Year Without A Santa Claus. In that special, the song was perfomed by Dick Shawn as the Snow Miser and George S. Irving as his brother Heat Miser. The song was reprised in the 2006 live-action film and in the ABC Family 2008 sequel A Miser Brothers' Christmas, and while Irving reprised his role as Heat Miser, Juan Chorion replaced Shawn as he passed away in 1989.

Snow Miser's Version
I'm Mister White Christmas, I'm Mister Snow.

I'm Mister Icicle; I'm Mister Ten below.

Friends call me Snow Miser; whatever I touch,

Turns to snow in my clutch;

I'm too much.

(The lyrics are reprised by his minions)

I never want to know a day that's over forty degress;

I'd rather have a thirty, twenty ten, five then let 'em freeze!

Brrrrr!

(Again, both his minions and Snow Miser reprise the song.)

Heat Miser's Version
Heat Miser: I'm Mister Green Christmas; I'm Mister Sun.

I'm Mister Heat Blister, I'm Mister Hundred and One

They call me Heat Miser, whatever I touch

Starts to melt in my clutch

I'm too much.

(The song is reprised by his minions)

Heat Miser: I never want to know a day that's under sixty degrees;

I'd rather have it eighty, ninety, one hundred degrees.

(Once again, the minions and Heat Miser reprise the song.)