Sing a Christmas Carol

Lyrics:
Chorus: Hally-Ho,

Hally Ho-Ho-Ho,

Hally Ho,

Hally Ho,

Sing A Christmas Carol written long ago.

B.A.H. Humbug, Esq.: Written long ago.

{Spoken} A Merriest of Merry Christmas' to you,

What a lovely place to meet,

Welcome to the merry household of the kindess

and most generous man in town, Ebenezer Scrooge.

Your surprised that I called Scrooge kind and generous?

Well, You could take my word for it.

Who am I? The London Humbug of course,

B.A.H. Humbug to be more persice,

True, Mr. Scrooge wasn't always so jolly,

There was a time back when he was as mean and miserable

as the counting house wich he conducted his business,

The Office's of Scrooge and Marley.

Now Marley was dead to begin with,

But old Scrooge will never pay to have the name painted on the office sign.

{Singing} There was a mean and stingy man named Ebenezer Scrooge,

His heart was hard and cold because he was the deviled stooge,

While Scrooge sat down and count the gold that his mind will never leave,

Young People in the square outside.....

Celebrated Christmas Eve.

{Spoken} Use to be his favorite word,

My Mom heard it so often,

That how I got my name.

But Scrooge was a tight-fisted, squeezing, grasping, clutching, covement, Old sinner,

Until that Christmas Eve, When the Ghost came,

Ladies and Gents,

Boys and Girls,

A Ghost story for Christmas,

The Stingiest Man In Town