The Heat Miser Song

(Volcano, representing Heat Miser's home, inside is a thrown-room, where the old hothead appears in a flash of light on the throne; melody for The Snow Miser's Song is played, but at a reduced speed)

Verse 1: Heat Miser: I'm Mr. Green Christmas, I'm Mr. Sun (Heat Miser minion's are using shovels as pogo-sticks behind Heat Miser) I'm Mr. Heat Blister, I'm Mr. Hundred and One (Heat Miser turns around; minions stop bouncing) (Zoom on Heat Miser's head) They call me, Heat Miser, whatever I touch. (Get's handed a shovel, it melts as he grasps it) Starts to melt in my clutch (Chuckles) I'm too much.

(Mrs. Claus, Jingle, Jangle, and Ignatius watch from a distance)

Verse 2: HM Minions: (Referring to Heat Miser) He's Mr. Green Christmas. He's Mr. Sun. (Heat Miser eats flames) He's Mr. Heat Blister. (HM blows fire, flames form 101) He's Mr. Hundred and One. Heat Miser: They call me, Heat Miser, whatever I touch; (reaches up, cresent moon visible) starts to melt in my clutch (Touches moon, bottom part melts) HM Minions: He's too much. Heat Miser (spoken): Thank you. (Runs stage right)

Heat Miser: (Points to thermomter on wall) I never want to know a day that's under sixty degrees. (Picks up thermometer, temp goes up as he sings, then thermometer literally "blows it's top") I'd rather have it eighty, ninty, one-hundred degrees. (Spoken to heros) Oh, some like it hot, but I like it really hot! (chuckles)

Verse 3: HM Minions: He's Mr. Green Christmas, he's Mr. Sun. Heat Miser (spoken): Sing it. HM Minions: (shines spotlights on Heat Miser, while the hothead dances) He's Mr. Heat Blister. He's Mr. Hundred and One. Heat Miser: They call me, Heat Miser, whatever I touch; (touches spotlight) starts to melt in my clutch. (Spotlight melts; zoom on head, take off hat) I'm too much. (Throws hat into air, HM minions do the same) HM Minions: Too Much. (Our heros walk toward the throne.