User blog:Connormchenry97/"Henry Danger: A Very Merry Danger Christmas" Script

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 * Narrator: 25 years ago scientist named Carl Manchester took his kid to work because it was Take Your Kid To Work Day.
 * Henry Hart: I got my ticket for the long way round. Two bottles of Chocolate for the way and I can't believe I got fired today. But I did and it's kind of all your fault. I think Kid Danger does a great job.
 * Charlotte: Why are you getting all mad?
 * Henry Hart: Because Jasper’s being unfair. And I think it's unfair to criticize that, that Kid Danger guy, when he's probably doing the best he can. And people should be fairless. I'm a profair.
 * Piper: Jasper.
 * Jasper: What?
 * Piper: Get up.
 * Jasper: What should I?
 * Piper: Because you're going to carry me to my friend Marla's house.
 * Jasper: I'm not going to carry you. I ain't no horse.
 * Piper: Fine. Then I'll just upload this video so the whole world can see it.
 * Charlotte: Video of what?
 * Piper: Him trying to sing "The Cup Song".
 * Jasper: I never did that. Why should I do that?
 * Piper: Watch.
 * Jasper: I got my ticket for the long way round. Two bott— Dang It. I'll never pitch perfect. Okay, stop it. Turn it off.
 * Henry Hart: Where did you get that wig?
 * Jasper: You don't need to know.
 * Henry Hart: How did you get that video?
 * Jasper: She must have swiped my thumb drive.
 * Piper: Maybe I did.
 * Jasper: Ooh, you're so bad.
 * Henry Hart: Piper, you better no put that video online.
 * Piper: Oh, I won't. As long as he carries me to Marla's house.
 * Jasper: No.
 * Piper: I got my ticket for the long way round.
 * Jasper: Okay, fine. Get on my back. Get on me.
 * Charlotte: Okay, nobody say anything to upset me.
 * Ray: I don't have time to upset you.
 * Chief Willard: Everyone! Everyone, may I have your attention? As Swellview's chief of police, I came here this morning to thank Captain Man and Kid Danger for this wonderful Christmas breakfast. Which makes what I must do now very difficult.
 * Captain Man: What's going on?
 * Chief Willard: I'm very sorry, Captain Man, but you're under arrest.
 * Kid Danger: Under arrest?
 * Captain Man: Why am I being arrested?
 * Chief Willard: Because it's illegal for you to serve for to the public without wearing a hair net.
 * Kid Danger: I told you to put on a hair net.
 * Captain Man: Will you be qu-- You're seriously arresting me for not wearing a hair net? I have to.
 * Chief Willard: It's a class three misdemeanor.
 * Captain Man: Seriously? Seriously? Seriously?

Voices

 * Jace Norman
 * Cooper Barnes
 * Rielie Downs
 * Sean Ryan Fox
 * Ella Anderson
 * John Goodman
 * Jason Sims-Prewitt

Written by

 * Dan Schneider
 * Dana Olsen
 * Jake Farrow
 * Christopher J. Nowak

Directed by

 * Steve Hoefer
 * Russ Reinsel

Music by

 * Gary Stockdale

Special Thanks to

 * Dan Schneider

Ending Titles

 * "Henry Danger" characters copyrighted by Viacom International, Inc. 2015
 * Color by Technicolor®
 * © MCMLXXII
 * A Paramount Home Media Distribution Production
 * In Association with Nickelodeon
 * THE END