The Stingiest Man in Town (song)

Lyrics
B.A.H. Humbug Esq.: How can anybody be so stingy,

So stingy,

So stingy,

How can anybody be so stingy,

He's The Stingiest Man In Town.

Old Scrooge was such a stingy man,

The tightest man sense time began,

Oh, He's so tight, So tight I say,

He wouldn't give the pride away.

It hurt him so to pay one cent,

He wouldn't pay a comprement,

He use's lightning bugs at night,

To save his cashy payful light.

B.A.H. Humbug, Esq. and Animals: How can anybody be so stingy,

So stingy,

So stingy,

How can anybody be so stingy,

He's The Stingiest Man In Town.

Dog 1: And when his witts goes rolling by.

Cat: Now when Oh why he's gonna cry.

B.A.H. Humbug Esq. and Animals: But you can get his dozen curse,

Because he's paying for the worse.

And when it's time for to go,

His soul will travel down below,

And when he gets there you can tell,

Because you hear Ol' Saitin yell.

Saitin: How can anybody be so stingy

B.A.H. Humbug Esq. and Animals: So stingy.

Saitin: So stingy!

B.A.H. Humbug, Esq. and Animals: How can anybody be so stingy,

He's The Stingiest Man In Town.