What's the Use of Presents?

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 * I got a clubhouse
 * I think it's the biggest in the world
 * I'd be the princess
 * And Francine a serving girl
 * It'd be so neat
 * And if she was sweet
 * I might even let her be queen
 * But not this year
 * 'Cause I can't call Francine


 * Check out this toy train
 * Something Francine would love to use
 * Maybe she'd drive it
 * While I eat cake in the caboose
 * I'd be warm in my stole
 * While she shoveled coal
 * Till there was nothing we hadn't seen
 * But not this year
 * 'Cause I can't call Francine


 * Oh, these video games are just so lame
 * When you only play the computer
 * And who will I take to ?
 * I guess I will bring my tutor


 * Here is a puzzle
 * It's in 20,000 pieces
 * Maybe I'll finish it
 * By the time I have grandnieces


 * Oh, I got pretty dolls, stuffed animals, a miniature submarine
 * But what good are presents?
 * I find them so unpleasant
 * Who wants presents if I can't share them with...Francine?
 * Francine, Francine
 * Oh!