The Snow Miser Song

Mrs. Claus: (refering to Snow Miser) Here he comes now, the big ham.

(Enter Snow Miser with a cain and a barbershop quartet-style hat)

(Verse 1) Snow Miser: I'm Mr. White Christmas I'm Mr. Snow, I'm Mr. Icicle, I'm Mr. Ten below Friends call me Snow Miser, whatever I touch Turns to snow in my clutch (chuckles) I'm too much

(Verse 2) (Snow Miser spins around, his minions come from the left and right of the screen) Minions: He's Mr. White Christmas, He's Mr. Snow. Snow Miser: (spoken) That's right. Minions: He's Mr. Icicle, He's Mr. Ten below. (Snow Miser breathes, icy -10 is formed out of breath) Snow Miser: Friends call me Snow Miser, whatever I touch. Turns to snow in my clutch (chuckles) Minions: He's too much

(Snow Miser points at a thermometer on the wall) Snow Miser: I never wann know a day that's over 40 degrees (Pick up thermometer, temp. goes down as he say measurements) I'd rather have it 30, 20, 10, 5, then let it freeze.