An Elf Like Me

Bernard sadly sings when he realize he caused the North Pole blackout causing Neville to find the North Pole

(Instrumental)

What kind of an elf runs away to sulk

When he's not the best?

Who bumbles along wearing last night's

Dinner on his vest?

Insists that he's smart

When all other elves declare he's dim?

A kind of an elf like him

Head in the clouds, Bernard

Heart on the floor

Best to go back to the place you belong

Back where you were before

Time to regroup, Bernard

Time to repair

Time to go back to the poop

And the shoveling scoop

And that whiff in the air

(Singing in background)

That's where the future me

Will turn to them and say

Even a flea

Doesn't realize when the world's gone wrong

Who flounders around like a dying fish

To a silly song

You're best to rely on an elf like me

Which is who that elf aspires to be

What kind of an elf

Doesn't shy away from a mucky task?

What kind of an elf answers "Yes!"no matter what you ask

What kind of an elf

Has the wherewithal to put this right

An elf who'll

fight and never flee

A kind of an elf like me

(Instrumental break)