Christmas Specials Wiki
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Christmas Time in Hell is a song sung by Satan in the South Park episode, "Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics". Satan sings the song after hearing Adolf Hitler's sad version of "O Tannenbaum".

Many deceased celebrities appear as residents of Hell during the song, including Jeffrey Dahmer, John F. Kennedy, John F. Kennedy Jr., Diana, Princess of Wales, Gene Siskel, Mao Zedong, Genghis Khan, Michael Landon, and Jimmy Stewart. A picture of Andy Dick is seen above Satan's fireplace.


Satan: Well I'll tell you what, maybe we'll have ourselves a little Christmas, right here. Come on everyone, gather 'round!

String up the lights and light up the tree
We're gonna make some revelry
Spirits are high, so I can tell
It's Christmas time in hell

Demons are nicer as you pass them by
There's lots of demon toys to buy
The snow is falling and all is well
It's Christmas time in hell

There goes Jeffrey Dahmer,
with a festive Christmas ham
After he has sex with it
he'll eat up all he can

And there goes John F. Kennedy
Caroling with his son
JFK & Son: Reunited for the holidays,
god bless us everyone

Everyone: Everybody has a happy glow
Let's dance in blood and pretend its snow
Satan: Even Mao Tse Tung is under the spell
It's Christmas time in hell

Adolf, here's a present for you!
Hitler: (Unwraps present to find a Christmas tree) Un Tannenbaum!
Satan: Yes, Un Tannenbaum!

God cast me down from heavens door
To rule in hell forever more
But now I'm kinda glad that I fell
'cause it's Christmas time in hell

Here's a rack to hang the stocking on
We still have to shop for Genghis Khan
Micheal Landon's hair looks swell
It's Christmas time in hell

There's Princess Diana
Holding burning mistletoe
Over poor Jean Sisco's head
Just watch his weenie grow

For one day we all stop burning
And the flames are not so thick
All the screaming and the torture stops
As we wait for old St. Nick!

So, string up the lights and light up the tree
We're damned for all eternity
But for just one day all is well
It's Christmas time in hell

Gather close together and make it quick
We gotta make room for' Andy Dick
Wake his mother and ring the bell
It's, Christmas time…
(Christmas time…)
It's Christmas, time, in, hell!

Merry Christmas, movie house!