Christmas Time in Hell

Written by:	Trey Parker and Marc Shaiman

"Christmas Time in Hell" is a song sung by Satan in the episode, "Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics". Satan sings the song after hearing Adolf Hitler's sad version of "O Tannenbaum".

Many deceased celebrities appear as residents of Hell during the song, including Jeffrey Dahmer, John F. Kennedy, John F. Kennedy Jr., Diana, Princess of Wales, Gene Siskel, Mao Zedong, Genghis Khan, Michael Landon, and Jimmy Stewart. A picture of Andy Dick is seen above Satan's fireplace.

Lyrics

Satan:
Well I'll tell you what,
Maybe we'll have ourselves a little Christmas, right here.
C'mon everyone, gather 'round!

String up the lights and light up the tree,
we're gonna make some revelry,
spirits are high, so I can tell
it's Christmas time in hell!

Demons are nicer as you pass them by,
there's lots of demon toys to buy,
the snow is falling and all is well,
it's Christmas time in hell!

There goes Jeffrey Dahmer, with a festive Christmas ham,
after he has sex with it he'll eat up all he can.
And there goes John F. Kennedy, caroling with his son,

JFK & Son:
Reunited for the holidays, god bless us everyone!

Everyone:
Everybody has a happy glow,
let's dance in blood and pretend its snow,

Satan:
even Mao Tse Tung is under the spell,
it's Christmas time in hell!

Adolf, here's a present for you!

Hitler:
(Unwraps present to find a Christmas tree)
Un Tannenbaum!

Satan:
Yes, Un Tannenbaum!

God cast me down from heavens door,
to rule in hell for ever more,
but now I'm kinda glad, that I fell,
'cause it's Christmas time in hell!

Here's a rack to hang the stocking on,
we still have to shop for Genghis Khan,
Micheal Landon's hair looks swell,
it's Christmas time in hell!

There's Princess Diana,
holding burning mistletoe,
over poor Jean Sisco's head,
just watch his weenie grow!

For one day we all stop burning,
and the flames are not so thick,
all the screaming and the torture stops,
as we wait for old St. Nick!

So, string up the lights and light up the tree,
we're damned for all eternity,
but for just one day, all is well,
it's Christmas time in hell!

Gather close together,
and make it quick,
we gotta make room for
Andy Dick.

Wake his mother and ring the bell,

It's, Christmas time...
Christmas time...
It's Christmas, time, in, hell!
Merry Christmas, movie house!