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Meg takes Stewie to the mall to see Santa but the mall Santa scares him. Meg tries to comfort him by sitting on the mall Santa's lap with him. However, as Santa bounces Stewie and Meg on his leg, Meg starts to derive orgasmic pleasure from the sensation and has a very gruesome orgasm right in front of Stewie, which only double-traumatizes him. Meg compares her orgasm to watching Jimmy Connors play tennis.
Meg takes Stewie to the mall a second time just so she can sit on Santa's lap some more, but becomes appalled when she discovers Peter has taken the Santa job. She learns that her Santa has moved to a different mall, but when she drags Stewie there, she discovers it's still not her Santa. Her outburst results in her being banned from the mall and she eventually confesses to her parents about her experience. Despite Lois' advice that she'll never capture that same feeling again, Meg refuses to give up.
Brian tries to help Stewie get over his fear of Santa by dressing up and going into his room, telling him everything will be okay. This helps Stewie finally calm down get over his trauma. Although things end of nicely for Stewie, unfortunately for Brian, his generous act turns on him when Stewie, as well as Chris, asks for a new dog.
Meg travels from mall to mall trying to find her Santa, but finally runs out of time on Christmas Eve. As she's about to leave, the real Santa arrives and offers her words of encouragement, saying that she doesn't need him to give her an orgasm because the real feeling of an orgasm was with her all along. All she needs to do is play with herself and she'll get an orgasm. Santa's departure in a broken down car leaves her wondering if it's really Santa or not. Santa assures her that because it's so close to Christmas, he can't waste any gas with his sleigh and instead uses his other car. As Santa struggles to start up his crappy old engine, Meg gives herself another Jimmy Connors orgasm on the tire of a nearby car, proving Lois' previous pessimistic statement to be wrong.
- The title of this special is a joke on the fact that in this episode, Meg got an orgasm.
|Seth MacFarlane||Peter Griffin|
|Alex Borstein||Lois Griffin|
|Seth Green||Chris Griffin|
|Mila Kunis||Meg Griffin|
|Mike Henry||Subway Employee|
|Dee Bradley Baker|
|Gary Cole||Principal Shepherd|
|Esther Ku||Asian Mom|
|Rachael MacFarlane||Mall Shopper|
|Chris Parnell||Joe Paterno|
|Danny Smith||Mall Santa #2|
|John Viener||Subway Announcer|
|Robert Wu||Asian Baby|