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'''Christmastime is Killing Us''' is a song from "Road to the North Pole". In it, Santa Claus and his elves complain about the hardships of working every day until Christmas Eve making presents and receiving all of the kids' wishlists, and how it's made Santa ill and the elves mutated.
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"'''{{PAGENAME}}'''" is a song from the ''Family Guy'' hour-long two-parter "[[Road to the North Pole]]". In it, [[Santa Claus]] and [[:Category:Santa Claus's elves|his elves]] complain about the hardships of working every day until Christmas Eve making presents and receiving all of the kids' wishlists, and how it's made Santa ill and the elves mutated.
   
 
==Lyrics==
 
==Lyrics==
:'''[[Santa Claus|Santa]]''':
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<poem>
:Each bell would peal with a silvery zeal
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'''[[Santa Claus|Santa]]''': Each bell would peal with a silvery zeal
:As the holiday feeling was filling us.
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As the holiday feeling was filling us
:But now instead, all we're feeling is dread
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But now instead, all we're feeling is dread
:Because Christmastime is killing us!
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Because Christmastime is killing us
   
:'''Elves''':
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'''Elves''': Each Christmas list gets us more and more
:Each Christmas list gets us more and more ------
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Till the thought of existence is chilling us
:Till the thought of existence is chilling us.
 
   
:'''Santa''':
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'''Santa''': I'll tell you what
:I'll tell you what. Shove your list up your butt, because...
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Shove your list up your butt, because...
   
:'''Santa and Elves''':
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'''Santa and Elves''': Christmastime is killing us
:Christmastime is killing us!
 
   
:'''[[Stewie Griffin|Stewie]]''':
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'''[[Stewie Griffin|Stewie]]''': But can't you see that what you do
:But can't you see that what you do
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Is a dream come true?
:Is a dream come true?
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Can't you see that every smile
:Can't you see that every smile
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Makes it all worthwhile?
:Makes it all worthwhile?
 
   
:'''Santa''':
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'''Santa''': No, screw you!
:No, screw you! It's all but through,
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It's all but through
:There's too much to do.
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There's too much to do
:All those dreams are nightmares
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All those dreams are nightmares
:And blank icy stares.
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and blank icy stares
   
:Each little elf used to fill up a shelf
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Each little elf
:Making playthings and selflessly thrilling us.
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used to fill up a shelf
:Now they're on crack and it feels like Iraq
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Making playthings
:Because Christmastime is killing us!
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and selflessly thrilling us
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Now they're on crack
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and it feels like Iraq
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Because Christmastime is killing us
   
:'''Elves''':
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'''Elves''': Each model train
:Each model train only heightens the pain
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only heightens the pain
:Of the workload that's straining and drilling us.
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Of the workload that's
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straining and drilling us
   
:'''Santa''':
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'''Santa''': Fingers all bleed
:Fingers all bleed. And look! That guy just peed
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And look! That guy just peed
:Because Christmastime is killing us!
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Because Christmastime
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is killing us!
   
:'''Stewie''':
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'''Stewie''': But can't you see our point of view?
:But can't you see our point of view?
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We rely on you
:We rely on you.
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Can't you see that Christmas cheer
:Can't you see that Christmas cheer
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Gets us through the year?
:Gets us through the year?
 
   
:'''Santa''':
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'''Santa''': My whole crew
:My whole crew is black and blue.
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is black and blue
:Can't you take a clue?
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Can't you take a clue?
:You may think I look great,
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You may think I look great,
:But I'm twenty-eight!
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But I'm twenty-eight {{s|(28)}}!
   
:'''Santa and Elves''':
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'''Santa and Elves''': Each jingle-bell
:Each jingle-bell is a requiem knell,
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is a requiem knell,
:And while you think it's swell, we are toiling in ----!
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And while you think it's swell,
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we are toiling in!l
   
:'''Santa''':
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'''Santa''': Take a look, you can tell,
:Take a look, you can tell, as a man, I'm a shell!
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as a man, I'm a shell!
   
:'''Santa and Elves''':
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'''Santa and Elves''': Because Christmastime is killing us!
:Because Christmastime is killing us!
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Killing us!
:Killing us!
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Christmastime is killing us!
:Christmastime is killing us!
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<poem/>
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[[Category:Songs]]
 
[[Category:Songs]]

Latest revision as of 19:38, June 4, 2019

"Christmastime Is Killing Us" is a song from the Family Guy hour-long two-parter "Road to the North Pole". In it, Santa Claus and his elves complain about the hardships of working every day until Christmas Eve making presents and receiving all of the kids' wishlists, and how it's made Santa ill and the elves mutated.

LyricsEdit

Santa: Each bell would peal with a silvery zeal
As the holiday feeling was filling us
But now instead, all we're feeling is dread
Because Christmastime is killing us

Elves: Each Christmas list gets us more and more
Till the thought of existence is chilling us

Santa: I'll tell you what
Shove your list up your butt, because...

Santa and Elves: Christmastime is killing us

Stewie: But can't you see that what you do
Is a dream come true?
Can't you see that every smile
Makes it all worthwhile?

Santa: No, screw you!
It's all but through
There's too much to do
All those dreams are nightmares
and blank icy stares

Each little elf
used to fill up a shelf
Making playthings
and selflessly thrilling us
Now they're on crack
and it feels like Iraq
Because Christmastime is killing us

Elves: Each model train
only heightens the pain
Of the workload that's
straining and drilling us

Santa: Fingers all bleed
And look! That guy just peed
Because Christmastime
is killing us!

Stewie: But can't you see our point of view?
We rely on you
Can't you see that Christmas cheer
Gets us through the year?

Santa: My whole crew
is black and blue
Can't you take a clue?
You may think I look great,
But I'm twenty-eight (28)!

Santa and Elves: Each jingle-bell
is a requiem knell,
And while you think it's swell,
we are toiling in!l

Santa: Take a look, you can tell,
as a man, I'm a shell!

Santa and Elves: Because Christmastime is killing us!
Killing us!
Christmastime is killing us!



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