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"Clean Up Your Act" is a song in An All Dogs Christmas Carol, sung by Charlie Barkin (as The Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come, also dressed in a spoof "The Mask", minus the shoes), angel dogs, and to a lesser extent, Killer, to Carface Caruthers, warning him to change his ways or he'll be condemned to perdition.

Lyrics

Charlie: It's... showtime!
Look what you've done.
You've been a very bad dog, my son,
Packin' seven years of evil into everyone

Ooh, greed and vice.
A pack of cards and a pair o' dice
Ain't gonna get you into
Paradise

You get it? Pair of dice, paradise, huh? (chuckles)

Carface: Huh?

Charlie: You're in a sad, sad,
so sad, really bad,
makes-me-mad state, old friend
Is this the end?

I think it's time
Charlie & Angels: High time to clean up your act

Charlie: If you don't, you're doomed, and that's a fact
Take a look, and you'll see
The kind of dog you were born to be

Charlie & Angels: Oo-ee, oo-ee.
Clean up your act

Charlie: You could be a leader
You could be a saint
You could be a million things
That obviously, you ain't

You're slippin' and you're sliding,
Soon you're gonna fall
Angels: You'll be...
Charlie: Out of work, and out of luck, do nothin' left at all

But you've got time
Charlie & Angels: High time to clean up your act.

Killer: Make amends for all those mutts you've whacked
Charlie: Listen close to what I say
Every dog has his judgement day

Charlie & Angels: Hey-hey, hey-hey
Clean up your act

Charlie: When the music's over;
When the show is through,
you'll still have eternity
To spend with wonder-who

You're writin' your own ticket
The script is in your paws
Angels: It's your
Charlie: time to shine,
Angels: be divine,
Charlie: work for that applause

Charlie: I think it's time
Charlie & Angels: High time to clean up your act

Search for that integrity you've lacked
Change your ways; Get a clue
They're mean and rotten, the things you do

Charlie & Angels: P.U., P.U.
Clean up your act.

Charlie: Now it's time
Charlie & Angels: High time to clean up your act.

Charlie: If you don't, you're doomed, and that's a fact
Angels: Oh yeah.

Charlie: Have a heart
That's the key
You'll be safe
You'll be free
Take a look, and you'll see
The kind of dog you were born to be

Charlie & Angels: Oo-ee, oo-ee
Clean up your

Clean up your act

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