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+ | '''Cousin Mel''' is the main antagonist from the animated TV special ''[[Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer]]''. She is a gold-digger who attempts to get the family to sell their store, and bears an odd resemblance to [[Daphne Blake]] from ''{{W|Scooby-Doo}}''. Attorney I.M. Slime works for her. She is the one who uses a bad fruitcake to get Grandma hit by a reindeer and frames Santa for it. When she finally confesses in court for her crimes, including kidnapping Grandma Spankenheimer, she is arrested for obstructing justice and almost ruining Christmas, and Santa Claus is found innocent of all charges. |
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| − | Mel has your typical gold-digger personality. She's always trying to get money and has no problem screwing someone else over. Her actions are unethical and unmoral. In fact, all of her businesses thrive off of slave labor. The only reason she wasn't caught until the end of the film was that she had very powerful connections in business such as Jeff Bezos, the CEO of ''Amazon''; Elon Musk, the CEO of ''Tesla'' and the co-founder of ''Paypa''l; and Doug McMillon, the CEO of ''Walmart. '' |
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| − | Like many billionares, Cousin Mel was born into wealth. Her father, ''Charley Chrambers, ''is the CEO of JP Morgan Chase. When she was 17, her father died in a horrific Lamborghini speeding accident. In the will, he left her a trust fund with one million dollars, but she wouldn't receive it until she turned 25. After graduating Harvard Business School, she established eBay and sold it to Doug McMillon for 15 billion dollars. Ever since then, she has been using her wealth to acquire smaller businesses and turn them into large corporate conglomerates. She has wanted to sell Grandma Spankenheimer's store for years despite her wishes, and this has resulted in an ongoing conflict in the series. |
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| − | * She is fluent in 20 languages including Mandarin Chinese, English, Japanese, Spanish, and Vietnamese. |
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| − | * She is close friends with controversial female rapper Cardi B |
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| − | * She has a 12 car garage with one black 2019 Mercedes Benz G Wagon, a blue 2018 Tesla Model X, 3 Lamborghini Diablos, a hot pink Bugatti Chiron, and 4 matte black 2019 Rolls Royce Phantoms. |
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| − | * She's a massive cunt. |
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| − | ** Like, straight up. She is a massive cunt. |
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| − | *** No, for real. She is 30-minute-animated-cartoon-special cruel |
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| − | ** She makes an estimated $25,000 a month in alimony payments from her ex-husbands including Jonathan Shrimbley, Michael B. Anthony, Robert Brimstone, and Richard Phace. |
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| − | ** She buys expensive luxury cars as a coping mechanism to deal with the loss of her father, and she drives wrecklessly so that she may one day join her father in hell. |
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| − | ** I fucking hate this bitch. Get her off my screen. |
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Revision as of 11:25, 13 August 2019
Cousin Mel is the main antagonist from the animated TV special Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer. She is a gold-digger who attempts to get the family to sell their store, and bears an odd resemblance to Daphne Blake from Scooby-Doo. Attorney I.M. Slime works for her. She is the one who uses a bad fruitcake to get Grandma hit by a reindeer and frames Santa for it. When she finally confesses in court for her crimes, including kidnapping Grandma Spankenheimer, she is arrested for obstructing justice and almost ruining Christmas, and Santa Claus is found innocent of all charges.
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