Crusty the Snowman is a song featured in the 2017 Christmas special, "A Very Pentatonix Christmas".
Lyrics[]
Crusty the Snowman was a very bummed out soul.
With a melted face and a tog turd nose, he looks like a frozen troll.
Crusty the Snowman, he came to life one day.
He had yellow snow down by Skid Row in a run-down alleyway.
Who knows what powers lay within that plastic garbage bag?
For when they placed it on his head, he suddenly became a drag.
Ding ding ding ding ding ding.
Crusty the Snowman, he wished that he was dead.
Oh, the children flee, cuz he smells like pee, and the fears the sun with dread.
He fears the sun with dread.
The sun came out with such a force, was more than he could bear.
As his dog turd nose, fell off his face, he began to swear.
Sadly for Crusty, the sun was on its way.
Oh, he pleaded and begged, but he had no legs, so he could not run away.
Crusty the Snowman, thought that he would not survive,
But he refroze ice and came back to life cuz he was still alive.
Oh, crusher and crunch munch all on Crusty's face.
Trivia[]
- This song is a parody on Frosty the Snowman.