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On the first-phase inspection good Santa showed to me A mountain bike with Gadget training wheels.
On the second-phase inspection good Santa showed to me Dolls with extra arms And a ten-speed Gadget exercycle.
On the third-phase inspection good Santa showed to me Toy ninja pigs Dolls with extra arms And an Exercycle Gadget rickshaw.
On the fourth-phase inspection good Santa showed to me A kite with an anchor Dolls with extra arms Toy ninja pigs And an airborne Gadget unicycle.
On the fifth-phase inspection good Santa showed to me Drums without drumsticks A kite with an anchor Toy ninja pigs Dolls with extra arms One Yule log - yike! And a jet-propelled Inspector Gadget! (Wowsers!)
The 12 Days of Yaksmas[]
"The Twelve Days of Yaksmas" from Ren & Stimpy's Crock O' Christmas
Ren: On the first day of Yaksmas, Cousin Sven he sent to me... A nose goblin stuck to a chair.
On the second day of Yaksmas, Cousin Sven he sent to me... Two jars of spit, and a nose goblin stuck to a chair.
Stimpy: On the third day of Yaksmas, Cousin Sven he sent to me... Three used bandages, Ren: Two jars of spit, and a nose goblin stuck to a chair.
On the fourth day of Yaksmas, Cousin Sven he sent to me... Four stapled socks, Stimpy: Three used bandages, Ren: Two jar of (spit), and a nose goblin stuck to a chair.
(Instrumental break)
Stimpy: On the fifth day of Yaksmas, Cousin Sven he sent to me... Five golden hairballs! Ren: Four stapled socks, Stimpy: Three used bandages, Ren: Two jars of spit, and a nose goblin stuck to a chair.
Ren: On the sixth day of Yaksmas, Cousin Sven he sent to me... Six yaks-a-shaving, Stimpy: Five golden hairballs! Ren: Four stapled socks, Stimpy: Three used bandages, Ren: Two jars of spit, and a nose goblin stuck to a chair.
Stimpy: On the seventh day of Yaksmas, Cousin Sven he sent to me... Seven logs-a-logging, Ren: Six yaks-a-shaving, Stimpy: Five golden hairballs! Ren: Four stapled socks, Stimpy: Three used bandages, Ren: Two jars of spit, Both: and a nose goblin stuck to a chair.
Ren: On the eighth day of Yaksmas, Cousin Sven he sent to me... Eight loaf-a-toasting, (toaster dings) Stimpy: Seven logs-a-logging, Ren: Six yaks-a-shaving, Stimpy: Five golden hairballs! Ren: Four stapled socks, Stimpy: Three used bandages, Ren: TWO JARS OF SPIT!! Both: And a nose goblin stuck to a chair.
(Instrumental break)
Stimpy: On the ninth day of Yaksmas, Cousin Sven he sent to me... Nine cups-a-corning, Ren: Eight loaf-a-toasting, (toaster dings) Stimpy: Seven logs-a-logging, Ren: Six yaks-a-shaving, Stimpy: Five golden hairballs! Ren: Four stapled socks, Stimpy: Three, you know what? Ren: No, I don't. Stimpy: And one of these or one of those.
Ren: On the tenth day of Yaksmas, Cousin Sven he sent to me... Ten leashes leaking, Stimpy: Nine cups-a-corning, Ren: Eight loaf-a-toasting, (toaster dings) Stimpy: Seven logs-a-logging, Ren: Six yaks-a-shaving, Stimpy: Five... HM.. HMM.. (Barf!!) Ren: This song never ends. Stimpy: That's the spirit, Ren. Ren: Two jars of WHAT? Both: And a nose goblin stuck to a chair.
Stimpy: On the eleventh day of Yaksmas, Cousin Sven he sent to me... Eleven watchers watching, Ren: Ten leashes leaking, Stimpy: Nine cups-a-corning, Ren: Eight loaf-a-toasting, (toaster dings) Stimpy: Seven logs-a-logging, Ren: Six yaks-a-shaving, Five.... [sighs] Four stapled socks. Stimpy: Three used bandages, Ren: Two jars of spit, Both: And a nose goblin stuck to a chair.
Ren & Stimpy: On the twelfth day of Yaksmas, Cousin Sven he sent to me......... Stimpy: Twelve runners running, Ren: Why are you keep on watching? Ren & Stimpy: Ten leashes leaking, Nine cups-a-corning, Eight loaf-a-toasting, Seven logs-a-logging, Six yaks-a-shaving, Stimpy: Five golden hairballlllls! Ren: Four stapled socks, Stimpy: Three used bandages, Ren: Two jars of spit, Both: And a nose goblin stuck on a chaaaaaaair!
Magic School Bus Version[]
This version, featured in The Magic School Bus episode, "Holiday Special", is sung by Ms. Frizzle's students with the traditional gifts replaced by recyclable objects and "true love" replaced by "teacher".
Class: For my 12th day recycling, my teacher gave to me…
Bender, Tinny Tim, and two homeless robots sing a version of the song in the Futurama episode "Xmas Story" after ransacking Hattie McDoogal's residence.
Bender: On the fourth day of Xmas, I stole from that lady...
Homeless robot 1: Four family photos...
Tinny Tim: Three jars of pennies...
Homeless robot 2: Two former husbands...
Bender: And a slipper on a shoe tree. Yep!
Kwanzaabot ends his final appearance on Futurama with a song. His song is a 12 Days of Christmas parody, explaining his X-Mas list for 3023
Kwanzaabot: Yo Santabot, Imma drop my Futurama X-Mas list for 3023. Y'all ready for this? I'm about to get nice!
Kwanzaabot
Yeah
Gimme 12 Slurms a-slurping
11 Benders burping
10 episodes dropping
9 Scruffys mopping
8 Leelas drinking
7 Zoidbergs stinking
Chanukah and Kwanzaa
Share a single stanza
Time traveling chumps
A 40 ounce of nog
Fry's dead dog
2 turtle-duckens
And a voice-over credit for me!
(In memory of Coolio)
The 12 Days of Nickmas[]
This version, featured as one of the Merry Nickmas interstitials, is sung by a group of Nicktoon characters, all rendered in claymation ala Rankin/Bass style.
The 12 Days of Nickmas - NickRewind
All: On the 12th Day of Nickmas, Nicktoons have on TV...
SpongeBob: Twelve bubbles blowing! (blows some in Squidward's face)
On the thirteenth day of Christmas, my ghoul love gave to me:
13 rings of power, embracing strength that never ends.
12 signs of the zodiac, that rule the future and transcend.
11 candles floating, their scent of mystery in the air.
10 telling tea laves, that swirled with secrets yet to share.
On the ninth day of Christmas, my ghoul love gave to me:
9 magic crystals, that sparkled with a force that is pure.
8 balls of knowledge, that answer with a truth that is sure.
7 pearls of wisdom, to keep my love bewitched to me.
6 mystic mirrors, reflecting futures yet to be.
On the fifth day of Christmas, my ghoul love gave to me:
5 lucky charms, to understand the right from wrong.
4 wheels of fortune, to spin their rich and golden song.
3 life lines, extending help to those in need.
2 passion potions, that love and romance may succeed.
On the first day of Christmas, my ghoul love gave to me:
A star! A brilliant star for MY fortune card tree!!!
As a promotion for the album's release, the Disney Channel and Disney XD aired a brief music video of this version of the song, set to some new animation and clips from episodes of the series, including its Christmas special. For timing reasons, most of the song is cut from the music video; during the third verse, Dr. Doofenshmirtz interrupts, telling the others to skip straight to the last verse.
Doofenshmirtz: You know, this is way too much pressure. Being put on the spot for one thing that I want from this mythic all-powerful gift giver who only comes once a year. It's insane!
This version was recorded by a group of lorry drivers in the Eddie Stobart corporation in aid for the military charity, Help for Heroes. The items referenced are the sort of cargo the group would be delivering to various stores around Christmas time.
On the 1st day of Christmas, Eddie gave to me
A new truck for my deliveries
On the 2nd day of Christmas, Eddie gave to me
2 twinkling trees and a new truck for my deliveries
On the 3rd day of Christmas, Eddie gave to me
3 party hats and a new truck for my deliveries
On the 4th day of Christmas, Eddie gave to me
4 frozen turkeys and a new truck for my deliveries
(Exclusive chorus): Oh Santa Clause is coming, so Eddie keeps us trucking, he wants to help old St. Nick on his way.
And though the snow is falling, these wagon wheels ain't slowing, we got to get these goods onto his sleigh
So on the 5th day of Christmas Eddie gave to me
5 tonnes of sprouts, 4 frozen turkeys, 3 party hats 2 twinkling trees and a new truck for my deliveries
On the 6th day of Christmas, Eddie gave to me
6 christmas crackers and a new truck for my deliveries
On the 7th day of Christmas, Eddie gave to me
7 spotters spotting and a new truck for my deliveries
On the 8th day of Christmas, Eddie gave to me
8 rolls of wrapping and a new truck for my deliveries
On the 9th day of Christmas, Eddie gave to me
9 knitted jumpers and a new truck for my deliveries
(Exclusive chorus): Oh Santa Clause is coming, so Eddie keeps us trucking, he wants to help old St. Nick on his way
And though the snow is falling, these wagon wheels ain't slowing, we got to get these goods onto his sleigh
on the 10th day of Christmas, Eddie gave to me
10 mince pies and a new truck for my deliveries
On the 11th day of Christmas, Eddie gave to me
11 Santa sacks and a new truck for my deliveries
On the 12th day of Christmas, Eddie gave to me
12 trailers loaded, 11 Santa sacks, 10 mince pies, 9 knitted jumpers, 8 rolls of wrapping, 7 spotters spotting, 6 christmas crackers, 5 tonnes of sprouts, 4 frozen turkeys, 3 party hats, 2 twinkling trees and a new truck for my deliveries
Pablo: To fill the sack for Santa... Tyrone: This is what we need: Tasha and Austin: The help of our very dear friends.
Uniqua and Austin: To fill the sack for Santa, Pablo, Tyrone, and Tasha: This is what we need. Uniqua: Two wooden trains. All: And the help of our very dear friends.
To fill the sack for Santa, this is what we need. Pablo: Three wind-up toys, Uniqua: Two wooden trains, All: And the help of our very dear friends.
To fill the sack for Santa, this is what we need: Tasha: Four spinning tops, Pablo: Three wind-up toys, Uniqua: Two wooden trains, All: And the help of our very dear friends.
To fill the sack for Santa, this is what we need: Five building blocks! Tasha: Four spinning tops, Pablo: Three wind-up toys, Uniqua: Two wooden trains. All: And the help of our very dear friends.
Uniqua:Take it away, Abominable Brothers! Tyrone and Austin: To fill the sack for Santa, this is what we need: Tyrone: Seven balls a bouncing, Austin: Six dolls a dancing, All:Five building blocks! Tasha: Four spinning tops, Pablo: Three wind up toys, Uniqua: Two wooden trains, All: And the help of our very dear friends!
The Eight Polish Foods of Christmas[]
VeggieTales - The 8 Polish Foods of Christmas
The version used in the albums.
VeggieTales Christmas Party The 8 Polish Foods of Christmas
Oscar: What I bring you? I tell you what I bring you. The first Polish Christmas dish I bring to the party: A boiled potato topped with dill weed. The second Polish Christmas dish I bring to the party: Two steamed pierogies...
Pa Grape: Oh, I'm gonna bust! I couldn't eat another bi...
Oscar: The eighth Polish Christmas dish I bring to the party,
Eight poppy seed cakes,
Larry: Poppies, poppies, poppies!
Archibald: I'm feeling rather sleepy, There's no place like home.
Junior: Seven pitted prunes,
Bob: Six fried chruścikis,
Pa Grape: Five smoked kielbasas!
Archibald: Four baked paprikas,
Larry: Three simmered gołąbkis,
Jimmy: Two steamed pierogies...
All: ...and a boiled potato topped with dillweed.
Announcer: And now it's time for a VeggieTales Christmas Party. The part of the show where we join our veggie friends at their annual Christmas party. Well into an evening of caroling and fun, the caterer has yet to arrive and the guests are quite hungry!
Oscar:The eighth Polish Christmas dish I bring to the party,
Eight poppy seed cakes,
Larry: Poppies! (3x)
Pa Grape: There's no place like home.
Junior:Seven pitted prunes,
Bob:Six fried chruścikis,
Pa Grape:Five smoked kielbasas.
Archibald:Four baked paprikas,
Larry:Three simmered gołąbkis,
Jimmy:Two steamed perogies...
All:...and a boiled potato topped with dillweed.
Announcer: This has been a VeggieTales Christmas Party. Tune in next time to hear Oscar say...
Oscar: Anybody wanna lick the spoon?
Veggies: Uuuugggg...
Garfield[]
Garfield's 12 Days of Christmas *Entire Series* (REMASTERED HD)
This version was used for an online Garfield.com advent calendar.
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me
A partridge in a pear tree
On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Two teddy bears
And a partridge in a pear tree.
On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Three fruit cakes
Two teddy bears
And a partridge in a pear tree.
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Four jelly rolls
Three fruit cakes
Two teddy bears
And a partridge in a pear tree.
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Five million presents
Four jelly rolls
Three fruit cakes
Two teddy bears
And a partridge in a pear tree.
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Six dogs a-kicking
Five million presents
Four jelly rolls
Three fruit cakes
Two teddy bears
And a partridge in a pear tree.
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Seven bunny slippers
Six dogs a-kicking
Five million presents
Four jelly rolls
Three fruit cakes
Two teddy bears
And a partridge in an orange tree...oh...heh heh in a pear tree.
On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Eight plates of pasta
Seven bunny slippers
Six dogs a-kicking
Five million presents
Four jelly rolls
Three fruit cakes
Two teddy bears
And a partridge in a shoe treeorange tree pear tree.
On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Nine spiders whacking
Eight plates of pasta
Seven bunny slippers
Six dogs a-kicking
Five million presents
Four jelly rolls
Three fruit cakes
Two teddy bears
And a partridge in a pair of underwear. Oh, I mean in a pear tree.
On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Ten cups of coffee
Nine spiders whacking
Eight plates of pasta
Seven bunny slippers
Six dogs a-kicking
Five million presents
Four jelly rolls
Three fruit cakes
Two teddy bears
And a partridge in a pear tree.
On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Eleven hairballs hacking
Ten cups of coffee
Nine spiders whacking
Eight plates of pasta
Seven bunny slippers
Six dogs a-kicking
Five million presents
Four jelly rolls
Three fruit cakes
Two teddy bears
And a partridge in a pear tree.
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Twelve mice a-dancing
Eleven hairballs hacking
Ten cups of coffee
Nine spiders whacking
Eight plates of pasta
Seven bunny slippers
Six dogs a-kicking
Five million presents
Four jelly rolls
Three fruit cakes
Two teddy bears
And a partridge in a pear tree.
In the last song on this album, the characters sing a medley of Christmas carols with modified lyrics, including:
Professor Oak: On the twelfth day of Christmas, a Trainer sent to me:
James: Twelve Bulbasaur-ing,
Jessie and James: Eleven Lapras leaping,
Jessie, James, and Brock: Ten Tentacruel-ing,
All: Ninetales a-wagging,
Eight Muk a-mucking,
Seven Squirtle squirting,
Six Diglett digging,
James: Five Goldeen,
Ash: Four Charizard,
Meowth: Three Ekans,
Misty: Two Electabuzz,
All: And a Farfetch'd with great Agility!
Disney Infinity commercial version[]
Mike: On the twelfth day of winter, my true friend gave to me
Twelve creatures stirring
Eleven notes-a-ringing
Ten builders building
Nine heroes leaping
Eight pirates sailing
Seven skies-a-changing
Six racers racing
Five emotions
Four flying rugs
Three T-rexes
Two heavy hitters
And a cupcake in a tree
The Simpsons "39 Days" version[]
At the end of The Simpsons episode "The Fight Before Christmas", Mr. Burns insists that, before the Simpsons go on their Christmas vacation, they sing "the original unabridged 39 Days of Christmas", which is an extended version of the original song. However, the song cuts off when it reaches the number 12.
39 Fops a-fopping,
38 Fishwives hawking,
37 Coopers cooping,
36 Bootblacks buffing,
35 Buskers busking,
34 Something something,
33 Alchemists transmuting,
32 Dutchmen plotting,
31 Doctors leeching,
30-year average life span,
29 Smiths a-forging,
28 Coopers cooping, (Bart:We did that one already!)
27 Eelers eeling,
26 Anarchists bombing,
25 Swamis foreseeing,
24 Sideburns curling,
23 Monks a-changing,
22 Rats a-plaguing,
21 Coxswains calling,
20 Flautists fluting,
19 Footmen bowing,
18 Gungas dinning,
17 Seventy-six,
16 Midwives birthing,
15 Aliens alienating,
14 Jacks a-ripping,
(gasp)
13 Scriveners scrivening,
12 lords a-leaping...
(stop)
iPhone[]
On the twelfth day of Christmas
My iPhone gave to me
Twelve cookies cooking
Eleven cards for sending
Ten gifts for giving
Nine songs for singing
Eight bells for ringing
Seven slopes-a-skiing
Six games for playing
Five gold rings
Four hot lattes
Three flights home
Two feet of snow
And an app that can light up the tree.
It's a Pony Kind of Christmas[]
My Little Pony Twelve Days of Christmas - Pinkie Pie
Pinkie Pie: On the first day of Christmas My true friends gave to me A big bowl of ravioli
On the second day of Christmas My true friends gave to me Two party cannons And a big bowl of ravioli
On the third day of Christmas My true friends gave to me Three chocolate cupcakes Two party cannons And a big bowl of ravioli
On the fourth day of Christmas My true friends gave to me Four pink balloons Three chocolate cupcakes Two party cannons And a big bowl of ravioli
On the fifth day of Christmas My true friends gave to me Five cherrychangas! Yum! Four pink balloons Three cupcakes Two party cannons And a big bowl of ravioli
On the sixth day of Christmas My true friends gave to me Six streamers streaming Five cherrychangas! Four pink balloons Three cupcakes Two party cannons And a big bowl of ravioli
On the seventh day of Christmas My true friends gave to me Seven rocks a-rolling Six streamers streaming Five cherrychangas! Four pink balloons Three cupcakes Two party cannons And a big bowl of ravioli
On the eighth day of Christmas My true friends gave to me Eight clowns a-clowning Seven rocks a-rolling Six streamers streaming Five cherrychangas! Four pink balloons Three cupcakes Two party cannons And a big bowl of ravioli
On the ninth day of Christmas My true friends gave to me Nine drums a-drumming Eight clowns a-clowning Seven rocks a-rolling Six streamers streaming Five cherrychangas! Four pink balloons Three cupcakes Two party cannons And a big bowl of ravioli
On the tenth day of Christmas My true friends gave to me Ten gifts for Gummy Nine drums a-drumming Eight clowns a-clowning Seven rocks a-rolling Six streamers streaming Five cherrychangas! Four pink balloons Three cupcakes Two party cannons And a big bowl of ravioli
Whew...!
On the eleventh day of Christmas My true friends gave to me Eleven rubber chickens Ten gifts for Gummy Nine drums a-drumming Eight clowns a-clowning Seven rocks a-rolling Six streamers streaming Five cherrychangas! Four pink balloons Three cupcakes Two party cannons And a big bowl of ravioli
[deep breath]
On the twelfth day of Christmas My true friends gave to me Twelve candy apples Eleven rubber chickens Ten gifts for Gummy Nine drums a-drumming Eight clowns a-clowning Seven rocks a-rolling Six streamers streaming Five cherrychangas! Four pink balloons Three cupcakes Two party cannons And a big bowl of ravioliiiii!
WHEE!!!
Rooster Teeth[]
Internet production company Rooster Teeth released, as part of their RT Shorts series, a music video of sorts parodying the song replacing the items given by the true love by items within the Rooster Teeth store.
On the first day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
A bobble-head toy of Burnie
On the second day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Ryan Haywood and Jon Risinger: (adjusting their ties) Two fancy ties!
and a bobble-head toy of Burnie
On the third day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Meg Turney, Ashley Jenkins, and Chris Demarais: (jumping on a couch) Three comfy PJs!
Ryan and Jon: (Ryan slinging his arm around Jon) Two fancy ties!
And a bobble-head toy of Burnie
(as RWBY plushies pop up in a backdrop of Beacon Academy) On the fourth day of Christmas
Lori: And a phone plan for me and Bobby! Love you, Boo-boo Bear!
All: Merry Christmas from the Loud House!
12 Days of Rugrats[]
Rugrats Holiday Classics - 12 Days of Rugrats
A version of the song is used in the Rugrats Christmas Album.
On the first day of Christmas, we watched on TV A Mommy kissin' Santa's Missin' Toe
On the 2nd Day of Christmas, we watched on TV Nickelodeon, and a Mommy kissin' Santa's Missin' Toe
On the 3rd day of Christmas, we watched on TV MTV, Nickelodeon, and a Mommy kissin' Santa's missin' toe
On the 4th Day of Christmas, we watched on TV Some guy wit a scrooge, MTV, Nickelodeon, and a Mommy kissin' Santa's Missin' Toe
On the 5th day of Christmas, we watched on TV GROWNUPS BUYING THINGS, Some guy wit a Scrooge, MTV, Nickelodeon, and a Mommy kissin' Santa's Missin' Toe
On the 6th Day of Christmas, we watched on TV 6 shopping networks, GROWNUPS BUYING THINGS, some guy wit a scrooge, MTV, Nickelodeon, and a Mommy Kissin' Santa's Missin' toe
On the 7th Day of Christmas, we watched on TV Christmas cartoons, 6 shopping networks, GROWNUPS BUYING THINGS, some guy wit a scrooge, mtv, nickelodeon, and a Mommy kissin' Santa's missin' toe
On the 8th day of Christmas, we watched on TV 8 toy commercials, Christmas cartoons, 6 shopping networks, GROWNUPS BUYING THINGS, some guy wit a scrooge, MTV, Nickelodeon, and a Mommy kissin' santa's missin' toe
On the 9th Day of Christmas, we watched on TV 9 Holiday specials, 8 toy commercials, Christmas cartoons, 6 shopping networks, GROWNUPS BUYING THINGS, some guy wit a scrooge, MTV, Nickelodeon, and a Mommy kissin' Santa's missin' toe
On the 10th Day of Christmas, we watched on TV 10 Booger Dumb Fairies, 9 holiday specials, 8 toy commercials, Christmas cartoons, 6 shopping networks, GROWNUPS BUYING THINGS, some guy wit a scrooge, MTV, Nickelodeon, and a Mommy kissin' Santa's missin' toe
On the 11th day of Christmas, we watched on TV 11 infomercials, 10 booger dumb fairies, 9 holiday specials, 8 toy commericals, Christmas cartoons, 6 shopping networks, GROWNUPS BUYING THINGS, some guy wit a scrooge, MTV, Nickelodeon, and a Mommy kissin' Santa's missin' toe
On the 12th day of Christmas, we watched on TV 12 Christmas carolers, 11 informercials, 10 booger dumb fairies, 9 holiday specials, 8 toy commercials, Christmas cartoons, 6 shopping networks, GROWNUPS BUYING THINGS, some guy wit a scrooge, MTV, Nickelodeon, and a Mommy kissin' Santa's missin' toe
[Sam] On the first day of Christmas, The ROFL World made for me: A big diamond IWAY Cookie!
[Mike] On the second day of Christmas, The ROFL World made for me: Two iron swords [Sam] And a big diamond IWAY Cookie!
[Scotty] On the third day of Christmas, The ROFL World made for me: Three gold baloneys! [Mike] Two iron swords [Sam] And a big diamond IWAY Cookie!
[PixelartBuilder583] On the fourth day of Christmas, The ROFL World made for me: Four YouTubers [Scotty] Three gold baloneys! [Mike] Two iron swords [Sam] And a big diamond IWAY Cookie!
[ROFL Robot] On the fifth day Christmas, The ROFL World made for me: Five electrical wires! [PixelartBuilder583] Four YouTubers [Scotty] Three gold baloneys! [Mike] Two iron swords [Sam] And a big diamond IWAY Cookie!
[Mary] On the sixth day of Christmas, The ROFL World made for me: Six wooden PC's [ROFL Robot] Five electrical wires! [PixelartBuilder583] Four YouTubers [Scotty] Three gold baloneys! [Mike] Two iron swords [Sam] And a big diamond IWAY Cookie!
[Fire] On the seventh day of Christmas, The ROFL World made for me: Seven fires flaming! [Mary] Six wooden PC's [ROFL Robot] Five electrical wires! [PixelartBuilder583] Four YouTubers [Scotty] Three gold baloneys! [Mike] Two iron swords [Sam] And a big diamond IWAY Cookie!
[Robert] On the eighth day of Christmas, The ROFL World made for me: Eight scary faces! [Fire] Seven fires flaming! [Mary] Six wooden PC's [ROFL Robot] Five electrical wires! [PixelartBuilder583] Four YouTubers [Scotty] Three gold baloneys! [Mike] Two iron swords [Sam] And a big diamond IWAY Cookie!
[TheClassyScrub] On the ninth day of Christmas, The ROFL World made for me: Nine lasers shooting [Robert] Eight scary faces! [Fire] Seven fires flaming! [Mary] Six wooden PC's [ROFL Robot] Five electrical wires! [PixelartBuilder583] Four YouTubers [Scotty] Three gold baloneys! [Mike] Two iron swords [Sam] And a big diamond IWAY Cookie!
[CK43] On the tenth day of Christmas, The ROFL World made for me: Ten nooby faces [TheClassyScrub] Nine lasers shooting [Robert] Eight scary faces! [Fire] Seven fires flaming! [Mary] Six wooden PC's [ROFL Robot] Five electrical wires! [PixelartBuilder583] Four YouTubers [Scotty] Three gold baloneys! [Mike] Two iron swords [Sam] And a big diamond IWAY Cookie!
[FearRising] On the eleventh day of Christmas, The ROFL World made for me: Eleven raffle drawings! [CK43] Ten nooby faces [TheClassyScrub] Nine lasers shooting [Robert] Eight scary faces! [Fire] Seven fires flaming! [Mary] Six wooden PC's [ROFL Robot] Five electrical wires! [PixelartBuilder583] Four YouTubers [Scotty] Three gold baloneys! [Mike] Two iron swords [Sam] And a big diamond IWAY Cookie!
[Thunder] On the twelfth day of Christmas, The ROFL World made for me: Twelve thunders bolting! [FearRising] Eleven raffle drawings! [CK43] Ten nooby faces [TheClassyScrub] Nine lasers shooting [Robert] Eight scary faces! [Fire] Seven fires flaming! [Mary] Six wooden PC's [ROFL Robot] Five electrical wires! [PixelartBuilder583] Four YouTubers [Scotty] Three gold baloneys! [Mike] Two iron swords [Sam] And a big diamond IWAY Cookie!
Twelve Pains of Christmas[]
The first thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me
Is finding a Christmas tree
The second thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me
Rigging up the lights
And finding a Christmas tree
The third thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me
Hangovers
Rigging up the lights
And finding a Christmas tree
The fourth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me
Sending Christmas cards
Hangovers
Rigging up the lights
And finding a Christmas tree
The fifth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me
Five months of bills
Sending Christmas cards
Hangovers
Rigging up the lights
And finding a Christmas tree
The sixth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me
Facing my in-laws
Five months of bills
"I hate those Christmas cards!"
Hangovers
Rigging up these lights
And finding a Christmas tree
The seventh thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me
Salvation Army
Facing my in-laws
Five months of bills
Sending Christmas cards
"Aw geez"
"I'm trying to rig up these lights!"
And finding a Christmas tree
The eighth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me
"I want a transformer for Christmas"
"Charities..."
"And what do you mean your in-laws?"
Five months of bills
"Ah, mailing out these cards!"
"Edith, get me a beer, huh!"
"What, we have no extension chords?!?"
And finding a Christmas tree
The ninth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me
Finding parking spaces
"Daddy, I want some candy!"
"Donations!"
Facing my in-laws
Five months of bills
"Writing up those Christmas cards"
Hangovers
"Now why the hell are they blinking?"
And finding a Christmas tree
The tenth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me
Batteries not included
No parking spaces
"Buy me something!"
"Get a job, ya bum!"
Facing the inlaws
Five months of bills
"Yo ho, sending Christmas cards"
"Ah geez, look at this!"
"One light goes out, they all go out!"
And finding a Christmas tree
The eleventh thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me
Stale TV specials
Batteries not included
No parking spaces
"I gotta go to the bathroom"
Charities
"She's a witch, I hate her!"
Five months of bills
"Oh, I don't even know half these people!"
"Who's got the toilet paper?"
"Get a flashlight, I blew a fuse!"
And finding a Christmas tree
The twelfth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me
Singing Christmas Carols
Stale TV specials
Batteries not included
"No parking?!"
"Waaah!"
Charities
Gotta make 'em dinner
Five months of bills
"I'm not sending them, Mister, that's it!"
"Shut up, you!"
"Fine, you're so smart, you rig up the lights!"
And finding a Christmas tree
Sanders Sides[]
Sanders Sides 12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS (song)
Patton & Roman: On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
Virgil: Guys, I'd rather not participa-
Roman: Too late! We're doing it.
Patton & Roman: On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
Logan: Two two-part vids.
Roman: You gotta sing it.
Virgil: I'd really rather just duck out.
Patton: Quack!
Roman: Rocky start, but we can still save this thing!
Patton & Roman: On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
Patton: Three small dogs!
Roman: YES!
Logan: Two two-part vids.
Roman: No!
Virgil: My fight or flight reflexes are kicking in.
Roman: Bravo, Patton.
Patton: -giggles-
Patton & Roman: On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
Roman: Four makeovers!
Patton: Three small dogs!
Virgil: Weird emphasis.
Roman: Well, at least I'm singing!
Logan: Two two-part vids.
Roman: Virgil!
Virgil: What?
Roman: Ugh! It's okay, Roman. We'll get through this.
Patton & Roman: On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
Patton: Five... name reveals!
Logan: Five?
Roman: Yep. Four makeovers! Yea, Thomas introduced himself.
Patton: Three small dogs!
Logan: That's a stretch, but sure.
Roman: You missed your line.
Virgil: Is it too early to call it?
Roman: Yes, it is! Seven more days!
Patton & Roman: On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
Logan: Six songs a sungin'?
Roman: Sure!
Patton: Five... name reveals!
Logan: Is this some sort of punishment for something?
Roman: Four makeovers!
Patton: Three small dogs!
Logan: Two two-part vids.
Virgil: I just don't really get it. You know?
Roman: No! I don't know!
Patton & Roman: On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
Roman: Seven slights at Virgil!
Virgil: Of course.
Logan: Six songs a sungin'.
Roman: Come on, the kids love it, you incredible—!
Patton: Five... name reveals!
Roman: Incredible Sulk! Four makeovers!
Patton: Three small dogs!
Logan: Two two-part vids.
Virgil: Like... Why is this my line? I don't understand.
Roman: -sighs-
Patton & Roman: On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
Logan: Eight bouts of banter.
Roman: Seven slights at Virgil!
Logan: Six songs-a-sungin'.
Patton: Five... ruined kids' films!
Roman: Patton! Four makeovers! Don't change the lyrics.
Patton: Three small dogs! I'm just so bored of singing the same thing!
Logan: Two two-part vids!
Roman: No rewrites!
Patton & Roman: On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
Patton: Nine Patton punchlines!
Logan: Eight bouts of banter.
Roman: Seven slights at Virgil!
Logan: Six crimes against the English language.
Patton: Five... -whispering- second... cookies.
Roman: You jerks! Changing the lyrics!
Patton: Three small cats!
Logan: -rapping- Two two-part vids!
Roman: Are you trying to rap?
Logan: I do not like to sing.
Virgil: You guys just keep talkin'...
Patton & Roman: On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
Roman: Ten tie adjustments!
Patton: -misses his line-
Roman: Patton!
Patton: Oh, sorry!
Logan: Patton, I'll trade you my sixth day, for your fifth day.
Roman: NoooOOoo!!!!
Patton: Ha-ha! Sure.
Logan: Excellent. This shall be ideal.
Roman: For what?! Four makeovers!
Patton: Three small dogs!
Logan: Two two-part vids.
Virgil: This lyric just doesn't make any sense.
Patton: Come on, Virgil! You can do it!
Patton & Roman: On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
Logan: Eleven lit vocab cards.
Roman: Ten tie adjustments!
Patton: Nine Patton punchlines!
Logan: Eight bouts of banter.
Roman: Seven slights at Virgil!
Patton: Six songs-a-sungin'!
Logan: Five... "FALSEHOODS!" phonated.
Roman: Wow... Makeovers!
Patton: Three small dogs!
Logan: Two two-part vids.
Roman: Virgil, can your gift to me be singing the line one time?!
Virgil: Fine.
Patton & Roman: On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
Patton: Twelve mushy moments!
Logan: Eleven -dab- fire slang-words.
Roman: Ten tie adjustments!
Patton: Nine Patton punchlines!
Logan: Eight bouts of banter.
Roman: Seven slights at Virgil!
Patton: Six songs-a-sungin'!
Logan: Five... -riffing- Crofter's jams...
Roman: Four makeovers!
Patton: Three small dogs!
Logan: Two two-part vids.
Virgil: And a truckload of Bubba Gump Shrimp.
Later on...
Roman: And an emo who's now our best...
Logan, Patton, Roman, & Virgil: -harmonizing- Frieeeeeeend!
Patton: OooOooo...
Scrubs[]
Twelve beaten children
Eleven drive-by shootings
Ten frozen homeless
Nine amputations
Eight burn victims
Seven strangled shoppers
Six random knifings
Five suicides
Four beaten wives
Three ODs
Two shattered skulls
And a drunk who drove into a tree
Bug Alert! Version[]
This version sung by Grunge and Slopp in "What's It Made From?" only goes up to the number five.
Grunge and Slopp: On the fifth day of Christmas, a true Bug sent to me
Five mold rings
Four smelly socks
Three pig pens
Two turtle droppings
And a slimy cup of cold tea!
The Mr. Men Show Version[]
This version, during the Milkshake trailers of The Mr Men Show, is sung by Little Miss Chatterbox.
MISS CHATTERBOX: On the 12th day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Mr. Grumpy grumping
Miss Scary scaring
Mr. Rude a-farting
Miss Sunshine dancing
Mr. Bounce a-bouncing
Mr. Strong a-lifting
Mr. Bump a-bumping
Five golden rings!
Four calling birds
Three French hens
Two turtle doves
And Mr. Tickle tickling me (laughs)
Fimbles' 12 Days of Winter[]
This version is sung by Fimbo, Florrie, Pom, Bessie, Roly Mo and Rockit.
Fimbo, Florrie and Pom: On the 12th day of winter, a Fimble sent to me
Twelve Fimbling Feelings
Fimbo: Eleven crackers crumbling
Florrie: Ten flowers a-giggling
Rockit: Nine moles a-roling
Fimbo: Eight bugs a-sparkling
Florrie: Seven friends a-singing
Pom: Six trucks a-trundling
Bessie: Five golden things
Roly Mo: Four storybooks
Rockit: Three topknots
Bessie: Two fluffy birds
Everyone: And a Rockit in a humdinger tree!
Madagascar version[]
On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love sent to me:
A penguin who made a loud squeak.
On the 2nd day of Christmas, my true love sent to me:
Two crazy camels
And a penguin who made a loud squeak.
On the 3rd day of Christmas, my true love sent to me:
Three wrapped fish,
Two crazy camels,
And a penguin who made a loud squeak.
On the 4th day of Christmas, my true love sent to me:
Four wacky penguins,
Three wrapped fish,
Two crazy camels,
And a penguin who made a loud squeak.
On the 5th day of Christmas, my true love sent to me:
Five peppermints...
Four wacky penguins,
Three wrapped fish,
Two crazy camels,
And a penguin who made a loud squeak.
On the 6th day of Christmas, my true love sent to me:
Six fossas fussing,
Five peppermints...
Four wacky penguins,
Three wrapped fish,
Two crazy camels,
And a penguin who made a loud squeak.
On the 7th day of Christmas, my true love sent to me:
Seven lemurs leaping,
Six fossas fussing,
Five peppermints...
Four wacky penguins,
Three wrapped fish,
Two crazy camels,
And a penguin who made a loud squeak.
On the 8th day of Christmas, my true love sent to me:
Eight flippers flapping,
Seven lemurs leaping,
Six fossas fussing,
Five peppermints...
Four wacky penguins,
Three wrapped fish,
Two crazy camels,
And a penguin who made a loud squeak.
On the 9th day of Christmas, my true love sent to me:
Nine teeth a-chomping,
Eight flippers flapping,
Seven lemurs leaping,
Six fossas fussing,
Five peppermints...
Four wacky penguins,
Three wrapped fish,
Two crazy camels,
And a penguin who made a loud squeak.
On the 10th day of Christmas, my true love sent to me:
Ten shoppers shopping,
Nine teeth a-chomping,
Eight flippers flapping,
Seven lemurs leaping,
Six fossas fussing,
Five peppermints...
Four wacky penguins,
Three wrapped fish,
Two crazy camels,
And a penguin who made a loud squeak.
On the 11th day of Christmas, my true love sent to me:
Eleven higher mammals,
Ten shoppers shopping,
Nine teeth a-chomping,
Eight flippers flapping,
Seven lemurs leaping,
Six fossas fussing,
Five peppermints...
Four wacky penguins,
Three wrapped fish,
Two crazy camels,
And a penguin who made a loud squeak.
On the 12th day of Christmas, my true love sent to me:
Twelve zoosters singing,
Eleven higher mammals,
Ten shoppers shopping,
Nine teeth a-chomping,
Eight flippers flapping,
Seven lemurs leaping,
Six fossas fussing,
Five peppermints...
Four wacky penguins,
Three wrapped fish,
Two crazy camels,
And a penguin who made a loud squeak!
Finny the Shark version[]
This version is used in a music video made by Skyship Entertainment for Super Simple.
Finny: On the first day of Christmas,
my best friend gave to me
a whale in the deep blue sea
and so on, ranging from "two turtle hugs" to "eleven snails sailing", until the last verse...
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my best friend gave to me
twelve fishies swimming,
eleven snails sailing,
ten dolphins dancing,
nine starfish shining,
eight octopuses,
seven crabs-a-crafting,
six stingrays singing,
five puffer fish,
four jellyfish,
three clam shells,
two turtle hugs,
and a whale in the deep blue sea
12 Days of Spongemas[]
"12 Days of Spongemas" Music Video 🎄 - New SpongeBob Holiday Song
On the first day of Spongemas, they had under the sea
A clarinet made of driftwood
And so on, ranging from "Two computer wives" to "Eleven rockers rocking". Additionally, the fifth day changes things in verse, ranging from "The Gift of Gum" to "Sweet Victory", until the last verse...
On the twelfth day of Spongemas, they had under the sea
Twelve orders up
Eleven rockers rocking
Mrs. Puff a-driving
Nine fish a-dancing
Sandy karate
Seven Krabs a-counting
Six Plankton’s scheming
Krabby Patties!
Four calling phones
Three French Narrations
Two computer wives
and A clarinet made of driftwood
