| “ | Clown, hobo, ballet dancer, bagpiper, and an Army major - a collection of question marks. Five improbable entities stuck together into a pit of darkness. No logic, no reason, no explanation; just a prolonged nightmare in which fear, loneliness, and the unexplainable walk hand in hand through the shadows. In a moment, we'll start collecting clues as to the whys, the whats, and the wheres. We will not end the nightmare, we'll only explain it - because this is The Twilight Zone. |
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— Rod Serling | ||
"Five Characters in Search of an Exit" is the second Christmas episode of the CBS anthology series The Twilight Zone, hosted by creator Rod Serling, aired as the fourteenth episode of the show's third season (though it's the season's fifth episode in production order).
Synopsis[]
A uniformed U.S. Army major wakes up to find himself trapped inside a large metal cylinder, where he meets a hobo, a ballet dancer, a bagpiper, and a clown who, ironically, seems to be the one among them all who reasons the most. All of them have different theories regarding their presence here, although they admit none of them are realistic. They also have no memory of who they are, or how they became trapped, and they do not seem to have any need for food or water. The major, being the newest arrival, is the most determined to escape. He is told there is no way of either breaking through or climbing up the cylinder.
Eventually, the major suggests a plan to escape: forming a tower of people, each person on the other's shoulders. However, the dancer at the top of the tower is still a few inches short of the cylinder's top, and a loud ringing bell shakes the cylinder and sends the five tumbling to the ground. Now even more determined, the major fashions a grappling hook out of loose bits of clothing and his sword. By reforming the tower, he manages to grapple onto the edge of the cylinder. As he turns to survey the area surrounding the cylinder, he tumbles to the ground outside. The clown inside the cylinder briefly bemoans the loss, admitting that the major may be right after all: they're all in Hell.
The scene cuts to a little girl picking up a doll from the snow, in the dress of an army major. The girl tells a kind woman that she found the doll in snow, and she tells the girl to drop the doll to the barrel. The cylinder turned out to be a Christmas toy collection barrel for a girls' orphanage, and all five characters are nothing more than dolls. The loud ringing was revealed to be coming from a bell, used by a woman to attract donations.
The final shot is of the five characters, now seen as dolls with painted faces and glass eyes. The ballet dancer moves to hold the hand of the major as her eyes fill with tears.
| “ | Just a barrel, a dark depository where are kept the counterfeit, make-believe pieces of plaster and cloth, wrought in a distorted image of human life. But this added, hopeful note: perhaps they are unloved only for the moment. In the arms of children, there can be nothing but love. A clown, a tramp, a bagpipe player, a ballet dancer, and a major. Tonight's cast of players on the odd stage - known as - The Twilight Zone. |
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— Rod Serling | ||
Cast[]
| Actor/actress | Character |
|---|---|
| Susan Harrison | The Ballerina |
| Bill Windom | The Major |
| Murray Matheson | The Clown |
| Kelton Garwood | The Tramp |
| Clark Allen | The Bagpiper |
| Carol Hill | Woman |
| Mona Houghton | Little Girl |