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''(Snickering)''
 
''(Snickering)''
   
I'll trip up this dip, I'll make this guy slide!
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I'll trip up this dip, I'll make this guy slide,
Don’t bother me, cause I’m fresh out of pride!
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Don’t bother me, cause I’m fresh out of pride.
 
I’ll hand out free candy,
 
I’ll hand out free candy,
Bestow loads of cocoa.
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Bestow loads of cocoa,
You'll wonder out load how could I stoop so low!
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You'll wonder out load how could I stoop so low?
It's a simple fact, a secret I'll spill.
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If I can’t have Christmas, nobody will!
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It's a simple fact, a secret I'll spill:
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If I can’t have Christmas...
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Nobody will.
   
 
I'll throw all my snowballs with impunity,
 
I'll throw all my snowballs with impunity,
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Revise advertisements,
 
Revise advertisements,
 
And make folks obey them.
 
And make folks obey them.
This season's colors are mischief and mayhem,
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This season's colors are mischief and mayhem!
   
Toboggans on noggins and butts fulla nuts,
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Toboggans on noggins and butts fulla nuts!
Snowmen I stabbed in their tinselstring guts,
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Snowmen I stabbed in their tinselstring guts!
Displays in dismay and socks spouting trout!
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Displays in dismay and socks spouting trout,
If you don't get it yet,
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If you don't get it yet, then let me spell it out!
Then let me spell it out,
 
Being nice is a bore and naughty's a thrill,
 
If I can't have Christmas, nobody will!
 
   
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Being nice is a bore, but naughty's a thrill!
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If I can't have Christmas...
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Nobody will!
 
Nobody will!
 
Nobody will!
 
NOBODY WILL!
 
NOBODY WILL!

Latest revision as of 06:17, January 13, 2020

"If I Can't Have Christmas" is a song sung by Cricket Green in the Big City Greens episode "Green Christmas". After a failed attempt to convince the mall Santa to put him on the nice list, Cricket decides that if he can't have a merry Christmas, then he's going to ruin the holiday for everyone else in Big City.

LyricsEdit

I tried my best at helping folks,
But I've run out of time.
My nice list hopes, gone up in smoke
As bells of judgement chime.
I see now that I'm doomed.
My gift-wrapped ship has sank.
So I shall resume my Christmas pranks!
(Snickering)

I'll trip up this dip, I'll make this guy slide,
Don’t bother me, cause I’m fresh out of pride.
I’ll hand out free candy,
Bestow loads of cocoa,
You'll wonder out load how could I stoop so low?

It's a simple fact, a secret I'll spill:
If I can’t have Christmas...
Nobody will.

I'll throw all my snowballs with impunity,
Advance avalanches on the community,
Revise advertisements,
And make folks obey them.
This season's colors are mischief and mayhem!

Toboggans on noggins and butts fulla nuts!
Snowmen I stabbed in their tinselstring guts!
Displays in dismay and socks spouting trout,
If you don't get it yet, then let me spell it out!

Being nice is a bore, but naughty's a thrill!
If I can't have Christmas...
Nobody will!
Nobody will!
NOBODY WILL!

(Evil laughter)

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