"Santa Claus You Are Much Too Fat" is a Christmas song that goes to the tune of "Jingle Bells".
Lyrics[]
- I heard a reindeer hoof then Santa dressed in red.
- Came crashing through the roof and landed on my bed.
- I thought it was a dream but quickly did I wake.
- As soon as I heard Santa scream, "I want a piece of cake!"
- [Chorus]
- Oh Santa Claus Santa Claus you are much too fat.
- I was sleeping peacefully but now my bed is flat.
- Oh Santa Claus Santa Claus how much do you weigh?
- I'm glad I'm not a reindeer that has to pull your sleigh.
- He got up off the floor and said, "How do you do?"
- I said, "My back is sore, my head is black and blue."
- "So sorry!" he replied and then he asked my name.
- He offered me a ride. I said, "No thank you just the same!"
- [Chorus]
- I heard a "ho, ho, ho." The sleigh was in the sky.
- But it was moving slow and wasn't very high.
- It wobbled in the air. I hoped it wouldn't fall.
- Said Santa, chewing cookies, "Merry Christmas one for all!"
- [Chorus]