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"Santa Claus You Are Much Too Fat" is a Christmas song that goes to the tune of "Jingle Bells".


I heard a reindeer hoof then Santa dressed in red.
Came crashing through the roof and landed on my bed.
I thought it was a dream but quickly did I wake.
As soon as I heard Santa scream, "I want a piece of cake!"
Oh Santa Claus Santa Claus you are much too fat.
I was sleeping peacefully but now my bed is flat.
Oh Santa Claus Santa Claus how much do you weigh?
I'm glad I'm not a reindeer that has to pull your sleigh.
He got up off the floor and said, "How do you do?"
I said, "My back is sore, my head is black and blue."
"So sorry!" he replied and then he asked my name.
He offered me a ride. I said, "No thank you just the same!"
I heard a "ho, ho, ho." The sleigh was in the sky.
But it was moving slow and wasn't very high.
It wobbled in the air. I hoped it wouldn't fall.
Said Santa, chewing cookies, "Merry Christmas one for all!"