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Santa With Muscles is a 1996 comedy film starring professional wrestler Hulk Hogan. Only released for two weeks in cinemas, it was panned by critics and has since appeared on a number of worst film lists, including the bottom 100 films on the IMDb.

Synopsis[]

Blake Thorn is a conceited self-made millionaire who sells bodybuilding supplements and equipment that have his picture on them. One day, while recklessly playing paintball, he is targeted by police. He is chased to a shopping mall, where he hides by putting on a Santa costume. He slides down a garbage chute to escape the police and bangs his head, resulting in amnesia. Mistaken by Lenny as the mall Santa, Blake begins to think he really is Santa Claus. Meanwhile, the evil scientist Ebner Frost tries to take over an orphanage in order to gain access to the magical crystals underneath it and dispatches his henchmen to destroy it. However, Blake after discovering that being Santa has made him a better person and that Frost wants to destroy the very same orphanage he grew up in, manages to rescue the children. Frost and his henchmen are arrested, but the orphanage is destroyed due to the overload of the crystals. Frost's compound is now the new orphanage founded and helped run by Blake. Many more orphans have joined since then. They all watch though a telescope at Frost and his henchman doing hard labor in the prison yard.

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Cast[]

Actor/actress Character
Hulk Hogan Blake
Don Stark Lenny
Robin Curtis Leslie
Garrett Morris Clayton
Aria Noelle Curzon Elizabeth
Adam Wylie Taylor
Mila Kunis Sarah
Jennifer Paz Helen Chu
Clint Howard Hinkley
William Newman Chas
Robert Apisa Franco
Pierre Dulat Pierre
Steve Valentine Dr. Blight
Ed Begley Jr. Ebner Frost
Kai Ephron Dr. Vial
Diane Robin Dr. Watt
Kevin West Dr. Flint
Ed Donno Mr. Rapini
Andre Kinney Steven
Bentley Shuster Girl
Troy Robinson Baldie
Pete Apisa Nose Ring
Brenda Song Susan
Malone Brinton Brat Kid
Bridget Michelle Mall Manager
Ed Leslie Sumo Lab Assistant
Blake Shuster Boy in the Corridor
Uncredited
Neill Calabro Boy in the corridor's Father
Emmy Cicierega Old Lady
Melody Clark-Curzon Talking ATM
Brian J. Williams Cop with Bazooka

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