"The Pick" is the Christmas episode of the NBC sitcom Seinfeld, aired in the show's fourth season.


Elaine is humiliated when her Christmas card photo taken by Kramer accidentally exposes her nipple and causes her to be confronted by her coworker, Fred. Jerry has a date with Tia Van Camp (Jennifer Campbell), the Calvin Klein model he met on the plane in the previous episode. After the date, Kramer discovers that Tia is wearing the perfume he invented in "The Pez Dispenser", which she calls "The Ocean."

Tia later dumps Jerry after witnessing him picking his nose. Jerry claims that he was only scratching it because there was no "nostril penetration." Meanwhile, George visits a therapist to discuss a problem with his girlfriend Susan, but the session is unproductive as George and the therapist obsess over the stuck zipper on George's jacket. George later reunites with Susan only to realize it was a mistake, so he uses "the pick" to escape. Kramer meets with Calvin Klein (Nicholas Hormann) to complain about "The Ocean", and is instead asked to pose for a risqué underwear advertisement, where his genitals are accidentally exposed.

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