"The Toy Taker" is the villain song from the 2001 direct-to-video feature Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer and the Island of Misfit Toys. It is performed by co-songwriter Bruce Roberts, as the singing voice of the eponymous Toy Taker.
Lyrics[]
You think I'm mean and a nasty fiend
'Cause I'm known for stealing lots of toys,
But close your ear to those things you hear
They're lies from sniggly girls and boys
'Cause they might flatter you on Christmas Day,
But sooner or later they will grow away
And they'll leave you behind when they go out to play
No, they won't take you
They won't take you
But I am a wonderful guy
I'd never treat a toy the way those children do
And though you may not want to go
The Toy Taker, that's me,
Will take care of you!
And you,
And you,
And you,
And you,
And you...
A brand-new toy full of pride and joy
At first, will have a primo time
But then some kid drops you on your lid
And poof! You're gone before your time!
A broken nose, that's the way it goes
A missing wheel, think of how you'll feel
When your paint peels off and you start to cough
(Cough, cough, cough)
Will they ever know?
But I am a heck of a guy
I'll treat you with respect until my face turns blue
And yes, I am filled with finesse
The Toy Taker, who else, will take care of you
And you...
I'm a really peaceful fellow
At heart I'm soft as Jell-O
My modus operandi
Is influenced by Gandhi
So cheer, 'cause the Toy Taker's here
You'll never be discarded or be thrown away
I swear, what I'm saying is true
The Toy Taker, that's me, will take care of you
And you,
And you,
And you,
And you!
(Album Only)
And you,
And you
So this Toy Taker will choose you
Before those ingrates lose you
I will always love tender
You won’t be return to sender
Yes I descend from the sky
To rescue each and every toy through skill and flare
That’s why I do all that I do
The Toy Taker, that's me, will take care of you
And you,
And you,
And you,
And you!
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