"The War on The War on Christmas" is the second Christmas episode of the Adult Swim animated show Squibdbillies, produced and aired as the ninth episode of its eleventh season.
Synopsis[]
Dan Halen celebrates, in front of the local shopping center, the new Winter Solstice Festival and shows a huge seasonal evergreen decorated with religious symbols, so as to attract more people to the shopping center. Early is angry about the level of equal treatment and promises war on the non-Christmas holidays. Literally crucifying himself on a giant cross and dressed like Jesus, Early goes to Starbucks to ask the bartender to say more Christian things while making coffee for him. One coffee after another, Early reaches a total of $ 70,000 and decides to resort to the re-enactment of the crib, going to sing for the houses of Dougal County. At home Early distributes the gifts he bought alone, but the family instead decides to go to the Winter Solstice Festival. At the mall, Halen complains that his profit margins have not gone up, however the sheriff assures him that he did the right thing anyway by bringing more Christmas spirit to the town. Early, holding Randy in his arms, climbs to the top of the giant tree and tries to get people to say "Merry Christmas" all year round. Denny manages to save Randy but drops the tree with Early on it, killing almost everyone else.
Cast[]
| Voice actor/actress | Character(s) |
|---|---|
| Unknown Hinson | Early Cuyler |
| Daniel McDevitt | Rusty Cuyler |
| Dana Snyder | Granny |
| Todd Hanson | Dan Halen |
| Mary Kraft | Krystal |
| Elizabeth Cook | Tammy |
| Jason Isbell | Pastor Nubbins |
| Alexandra Ficken | Holiday Barista |
| Dave Willis | Denny Narrator |
| Bobby Ellerbee | Sheriff |
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