The Way a Feast Should Go is a song from the Vampirina episode "Nanpire and Grandpop the Greats". It is sung by Grandpop and Vee as she tries to convince her grandfather to try new human feast traditions for the Blood Moon Festival feast.


Grandpop: A vampire feast at the very least

Should have the traditional Blood Moon dishes

Screaming potatoes and shrieking tomatoes

And a gravy boat that grants your wishes

That's the way we do things still

Always have and always will

Traditional and apropos

That's the way a feast should go

Vee: But, Grandpop, you'll find you won't really mind

You might even like a few human platters

Don't be to hasty 'cause turkey is tasty

And the menu isn't all that matters

So come on, let's try something new

It's the human thing to do

Our traditions change and grow

That's the way a feast should go

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