"White Sauce? Hot Sauce?" is the fifth episode of Happy! that debuted on Syfy on January 10, 2018.
Synopsis[]
Hailey and the other children arrive at a new prison made up like a classroom, with Smoothie as the "teacher". McCarthy is investigated by Internal Affairs officers working for Blue for not bringing in Sax for the Scaramucci killings. Urged by Happy, Sax meets Amanda for the first time in ten years, but the house is attacked by masked men, whom Sax brutally kills. Sax blames Happy for the disastrous reunion and makes a point about human nature by attempting suicide on the subway tracks; Happy leaves, but Sax is rescued by the people waiting on the platform. Looking for Happy and hearing a taco truck vendor singing "Blue Christmas", Sax recalls that he had met Very Bad Santa before while working for Blue, and suddenly an undead and naked Mikey Scaramucci sits next to him and begins masturbating.
Songs[]
Uncredited.
| Title(s) | Performed by |
|---|---|
| "Frosty the Snowman" "Sleigh Ride" |
The Ronettes |
| "The Girl for the Debt" from BioShock Infinite (2013) |
Garry Schyman |
| "An Ending" (Ascent) | Brian Eno |
| "Jingle Bells" | APM Christmas Classics Ensemble |
| "Joy to the World" | |
| "Blue Christmas" | select Cast |
| "Father Christmas Do Not Touch Me" | The Goodies |
Cast[]
| Actor/actress | Role(s) |
|---|---|
| Christopher Meloni | Nick Sax |
| Ritchie Coster | Francisco Scaramucci/Mr. Blue |
| Lili Mirojnick | Det. McCarthy |
| Medina Senghore | Amanda Hansen |
| Patrick Fischler | Smoothie |
| Patton Oswalt (voice) | Happy |
| Joseph D. Reitman | Very Bad Santa |
| Bryce Lorenzo | Hailey Hansen |
| Gus Halper | Mikey Scaramucci |
| Ben Cole | Landon |
| Ashlie Atkinson Donnetta Grays |
Internal Affairs Dets. |
| Antonia Rey | Assunta |
| Ren Colley | Kenji |
| Debi Mazar | Isabella Scaramucci |
| Katie Beth Hall | Brooke |
| Alexander Jameson | Noah |
| Quentin Morales | Cal |
| Benjamin Snyder | Chris Wick |
| Matthew O'Connor | Smoking Teamster |
| Genson Blimline | Funny Teamster |
| Enga Davis | Mother |
| Anais Lee | Daughter |
| Morgan Wolk | Wife |
| Scotty Crowe | Husband |
| Gavin Lodge | Windsor-Tied Exec |
| Bartley Booz | Executive Assistant |
| Catherine LeFrere | Anna-Theresa |
| Stephanie Gibson | Pixley |
| Karen Giordano | Elena |
| Ethan Herschenfeld | Halal Vendor |