Christmas Specials Wiki
Christmas Specials Wiki

"White Sauce? Hot Sauce?" is the fifth episode of Happy! that debuted on Syfy on January 10, 2018.

Synopsis[]

Hailey and the other children arrive at a new prison made up like a classroom, with Smoothie as the "teacher". McCarthy is investigated by Internal Affairs officers working for Blue for not bringing in Sax for the Scaramucci killings. Urged by Happy, Sax meets Amanda for the first time in ten years, but the house is attacked by masked men, whom Sax brutally kills. Sax blames Happy for the disastrous reunion and makes a point about human nature by attempting suicide on the subway tracks; Happy leaves, but Sax is rescued by the people waiting on the platform. Looking for Happy and hearing a taco truck vendor singing "Blue Christmas", Sax recalls that he had met Very Bad Santa before while working for Blue, and suddenly an undead and naked Mikey Scaramucci sits next to him and begins masturbating.

Songs[]

Uncredited.

Title(s) Performed by
"Frosty the Snowman"
"Sleigh Ride"
The Ronettes
"The Girl for the Debt"
from BioShock Infinite (2013)
Garry Schyman
"An Ending" (Ascent) Brian Eno
"Jingle Bells" APM Christmas Classics Ensemble
"Joy to the World"
"Blue Christmas" select Cast
"Father Christmas Do Not Touch Me" The Goodies

Cast[]

Actor/actress Role(s)
Christopher Meloni Nick Sax
Ritchie Coster Francisco Scaramucci/Mr. Blue
Lili Mirojnick Det. McCarthy
Medina Senghore Amanda Hansen
Patrick Fischler Smoothie
Patton Oswalt (voice) Happy
Joseph D. Reitman Very Bad Santa
Bryce Lorenzo Hailey Hansen
Gus Halper Mikey Scaramucci
Ben Cole Landon
Ashlie Atkinson
Donnetta Grays
Internal Affairs Dets.
Antonia Rey Assunta
Ren Colley Kenji
Debi Mazar Isabella Scaramucci
Katie Beth Hall Brooke
Alexander Jameson Noah
Quentin Morales Cal
Benjamin Snyder Chris Wick
Matthew O'Connor Smoking Teamster
Genson Blimline Funny Teamster
Enga Davis Mother
Anais Lee Daughter
Morgan Wolk Wife
Scotty Crowe Husband
Gavin Lodge Windsor-Tied Exec
Bartley Booz Executive Assistant
Catherine LeFrere Anna-Theresa
Stephanie Gibson Pixley
Karen Giordano Elena
Ethan Herschenfeld Halal Vendor

External links[]

Universal Studios
Movies Silent Night, Lonely Night1941Merry Christmas, Mr. LawrenceThe Munsters' Scary Little ChristmasHow the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000)Love ActuallyThe HolidayThe Best Man HolidayKrampusAlmost ChristmasThe Grinch (2018)Last ChristmasBlack Christmas (2019)
Direct-to-video films The Life and Adventures of Santa ClausBarbie in a Christmas CarolCurious George: A Very Monkey ChristmasBarbie: A Perfect ChristmasBeethoven's Christmas AdventureAll I Want for Christmas is YouMy Adventures with Santa
Live-action television episodes "The Day They Captured Santa Claus" • "'Twas the Fight Before Christmas…" • "Christmas Presence" • "Home for the Holidays" • "Yule Laff" • "Christmas Brains" • "Seoul Mates" • "A Christmas Secret" • "Christmas Party" • "Mr. Monk and the Secret Santa" • "A Benihana Christmas" • "Mr. Monk Meets His Dad" • "Moroccan Christmas" • "Mr. Monk and the Man Who Shot Santa Claus" • "Ludachristmas" • "Christmas Special" • "Secret Santa (30 Rock) • "Christmas Attack Zone" • "Secret Santa" (The Office) • "Classy Christmas" • "Christmas Wishes" • "Josh and Mindy's Christmas Party" • "Mr. Monk and the Miracle" • "Slay Ride"
Animated specials and episodes "Dickens of a Christmas" • A Wish For Wings That Work • "For Whom the Jingle Bell Tolls" • "A Christmas Peril" • "Ms. Banshee's Holiday Hits" • "Fright Before Christmas" • "A Very Woody Christmas" • "It's a Chilly Christmas After All" • "Yule Get Yours" • "The Twelve Lies of Christmas" • How Murray Saved Christmas • "ChristMess Eve" • 5 More Sleeps 'til Christmas